<![CDATA[Comments from Superstarsteve]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Superstarsteve]]> <![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Bill Maher Recommends Insane Asylum for Sherri Shepherd on 'View' Appearance Gone Awry]]> God is as real or unreal as you want he/she to be. I'm not an atheist, but I think many organized religions today have a primitive view of our universe and the laws that hold it together. Call it unexplained science (think Cern) or whatever, but there is are unseen 'laws' in the Universe and you can contribute that to things we simply cannot comprehend or prove. Finding your own life theory or truth is what is important. No one's journey will be the same as yours.

Radio signals existed before radio was invented to capture them. Because you can't see something doesn't necessarily mean it doesn't exist until your the one who discovers it.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Now Thisclose to Braining Barbara Walters With Her Floral Coffee Mug]]> Elizatbeth Hasselbeck: "Bock bock bock bock, cluck cluck cluck. I watch FOX Cartoon News, and my 'you're either with me or against me' is how we Republicans do things. My hero Bill O'Reilly teaches me how, as a Republican, I answer a question with another question, and use questionable idiotic logic to do so. Even my flapper girl hair can't hide the fact that I'm as uptight and as ill informed as Michelle Malkin or
that scarecrow Ann Coulter. I am one heartbeat away from filling in for Cloris Leachman on "Dancing with the Stars" should she get too winded during a cha cha....no one can tell me nothing....blah blah blah."

Whoopie: Let's break for a Boniva commercial.

Barbara: If I pour coffee on your head will you think it's raining?

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Matthew McConaughey's Mom Recalls The Time His Father Expired Inside Her]]> When someone exclaims you're going to have the best sex you've ever had in your life,
you don't imagine that excluding other samplings...at least for comparisons sake.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Kate Hudson Is Over The Express Lane Limit]]> Looks like house dresses are making a comeback!

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Suck It, Seacrest. Here's]]> It's nice to know that the Commonwealth Of Puerto Rico hasn't lost it's sense....................OF HEARING!

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Earthquake Stories: Shake It Up With The Cosmos Gal!]]> I had a small "thing" plaque that I hang over my calendar and it fell. Cosmo girl certainly had a certain spring in HER step once things got to shakin. Was that not a prophecy? She's GOOOD! Just before the shaking begins....she advises Libra to "keep your cool", then once the shaking starts, advises someone to "get under the f**cking door!" A true psychic indeed....

I thought I was having some dizzyness as I reached down for a peach in the fridge. I was so grateful it wasn't this crazy vertigo I've been having I was actually GRATEFUL it was a bonafide, certified, EARTHQUAKE. Northridge was much worse for me. This wasn't as dramatic even though I rode it out by holding the fridge door and a counter wondering to myself how bad it has to get before I get out. I guesstimated 4.5 to myself and went about my business of trying so hard to be good. Sigh.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Shaken Southlanders Describe Their Experiences For An Earthquake-Curious America]]> If I had "lost my balance" and "fell down the stairs" I could've been all over the news. I could get someone to shake the "security cam" while I "fall". Hmmm.....

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Which Male TV Personality Was Spotted Weeping In A Dollar Store?]]> Willie Ames?

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Earthquake!]]> I'm detoxing, so personally it was just another day.
Glad tho the vertigo is fading, and it was honest to God an earthquake. I had initially rated it a 4.5 and was surprised to hear it was 5.4 and WAY OVER in Chino Hills/Diamond Bar/Riverside area.

I guess we have a 5% chance that this was a pre-shock for an EVEN BIGGER EARTHQUAKE until tomorrow (Wednesday) at 11:41am. It was way overdue. The news is showing a Judge Judy taping and the Plaintiff is clearly miffed her case is getting delayed...and she's not MOVING towards the door. She just stands there looking around. DUH!

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Cameron Diaz And Jason Patric: Caught In The Act Or Just Caught Acting?]]> Jason Patric isn't THAT heavy. Maybe she likes some meat on the bones? Egad!

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Will Newspapers Survive?]]> Blame it on laptops. When you can sit on the toilet and still read the NY or LA Times without buying it and still take your morning constitutional and read the news....well then...what more is there to say?

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> @Saxon 212: @Saxon 212: I know, I used to live there at the time she was doing it. Also lived in the same hut she shared with Jellybean Benitez over on 72nd St. I and she have lived in many of the same places. Strange thing is that I'm such a marginal fan of hers. Most gay guys love her, but I'm not feeling her. More power to her.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' Further Corners Market on Mexican Gags For the Whole Family]]> OMG Lou Dobbs is gonna go to town on this.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on New York's Gay Jewish Mafia]]> I'm gay, and did the family tree DNA thingy and found out my grandma's side was a "K" which is prominent for the Ashkenazim but someone must've dropped the Torah on the way to England.

Oh well I'll settle for my three lettered GAY crown. It frustrates me everytime I call the TBN network no one can give me what the time and temp is in HELL. They know so much but know so little over there.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Semi-mummified Viacom overlord]]> While I have utmost respect for a man who turned a movie theater business "National Amusements" which has now mutated into Viacom/CBS/Paramount/ and worked as a decoder during WWII for the US Army, make no mistake about it, he can be one big son of a bitch. Oh, yeah, and he survived a fire. His body is half burned. If you haven't been screamed at him, then you haven't met him.

I guarantee you he has no regrets in life other than the fact he'll never be physically immortal.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on We're Just Praying Corey Haim Doesn't Read The Comments You Leave Under This Video]]> It never gets better, it always gets worse.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked]]> And she had sex with him because....?

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Youngest 'Brady Bunch' Daughter Goes From Curls to Hurls In Doomed Radio Chat]]> How did a couple of glasses of wine mutate into "a lot of wine"? A dyed in the wool lush can see through all that.
It was probably boxed wine from Costco.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Today Was A Bad Day To Go Jogging]]> ...Still recovering from the 4th of July here...it's carried over for me as well. I need a booze break.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> One thing for sure, she's gotten some damn good c**k all these years.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Gay Wrestling And Rioting Rednecks: We're Going Out On A Limb And Guessing Sacha Baron Cohen Is Involved]]> @StylusPictures: BTW, saw the same show, called their prayer hotline and asked them to pray for themselves for being such self righteous hate mongers. Then I called another time to ask them what the temperature in hell was. For a so-called "Christian" network to regurgitate such hate under the guise of "religion" makes me wonder about their intellectual "sanity". It was pure garbage for those filled with it btw their ears.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Gay Wrestling And Rioting Rednecks: We're Going Out On A Limb And Guessing Sacha Baron Cohen Is Involved]]> I love watching guys grappling. Especially when they get into that "69 hold", making faces, grimacing, sweaty. I find these wrestling matches subconsciously homo erotic events (for straight men) that is...

SBC must've hit a "raw nerve"..pun intended.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Flack's Denial Pretty Much Confirms Madonna And A-Rod Are Doing It]]> She probably likes the way he swings his bat.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on The Beverly Center Will Drink Your Milkshake!]]> What next? The South Tower at Cedars? I remember there was supposed to be a lawsuit in regard to BH High. Whatever happened to that? I guess it's never a slow day when you have your own oil well. I prefer Century City shopping mall...now don't tell me they have one as well...

sign me,

Surprised

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Interrogation Expert Denise Richards Nearly Elicits Nephew's Masturbatory Confession]]> "I posed for Playboy, did a movie called "Wild Things", and I'm doing a slew of vids for Xtube, any questions?" Yeah it's a typical convo with an aunt.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on John Mayer Having A Hard Time Deciding Whether The Cameras or 'Clingy' Jennifer Aniston Is More Important]]> Johniston

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Paris Hilton Proves You Can Never Be Too Rich Or Too Thin, But You Can Be Too Stoned]]> Oh so that's why "Stars are Blind" that ole lazyeye.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on 'Ahm Mashew McConauhdgrl--Ahm Gonna Be Daddee!!!']]> 1 more reason to go "Sigh".

Sigh

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Heeeeeeeeeeere's Bankruptcy! Broke Ed McMahon Keeps a Positive Outlook While Creditors Loom]]> Most people don't know this, but he's been through hell and back with that house. It had black mold which made him look like he was near death and put him in the hospital.
The mold is gone, he's cracked his neck, the market is flat, and oil is $140 a barrel, and it's hard to get a loan....etc.

And...on Larry King his wife claimed that with this neck problem..that their SEX LIFE has suffered as well. I can't picture Ed getting all Jiggy with his wife...ewww.

Some gazillionaire (and you know who you are) can surely make him a check or just BUY his house...come on, you know you're out there...and some of you WANT to have a trophy house here in the US up the street from Brit Brit and Clooney. If you're in the UK we're HALF OFF! Such a deal!

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on I'm Wearing My Nephew's Shirt]]> @TurdBlossom: It was fun while it lasted tho....but it is dead. You would think the fashion cops on Robertson would've pulled him over at Robertson & Alden and issued a warning citation. His outfit has me mentally placing him more appropriately at the corner of Santa Monica and Western on a Saturday night hawking his nether parts to passerby.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Well No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way]]> @gwendemarco: HELLO! But if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, contact your physician.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Spike Lee Refuses To Shut His Face For 'Angry Old Man' Clint Eastwood]]> @dluvvly: Correct, but considering the total black population at the time of WWII and the fact that 1,200,000 blacks fought in the war, put a few blacks in the movie here and there. Look at our current military now and how many minorities are in the armed forces compared with their numbers in society. 15% of combat soldiers are black (considering that blacks represent 13%) of society as a whole this is a very high percentage that most people don't know about. White America likes to think of the ratio of black men in prisons before they think about Blacks (or Hispanics) in the military CURRENTLY serving this country.

When you tell someone to "shut their face" and that person is Spike Lee, wtf do you expect? But then I can't see Eastwood sitting through "Do the Right Thing" or "Jungle Fever" or understand where Lee is even coming from. This could be a Rosie vs. Trump kind of thing without the extra weight or comb overs.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on If Kate Wants Somebody Who Rides A Bike, Hell, I'll Ride A Bike]]> With gas at $4.35 and climbing why not? Fresh air, hoist your office ass onto a small seat the virtually disappears which spreads out the ass cheeks and can make your look not only more 'ass endowed' but you're burning natural pent up energy that you would be otherwise be paying for. And you see more on a bike than you do driving.

My thing is this. Bush is an oil man. He's on his way out. By the end of the summer gas will be up to $5.00 a gallon.
Screw these idiots and lose weight in the process, and get some fresh air and lose that gut or office ass.

Does either Luke Wilson or Lance Armstrong have office ass or big boi gut? NO.

Case closed.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Fake-Cancer Survivor Sharon Stone Still Paying Price For Controversial 'Karma Tectonics' Theory]]> Natural disasters are blissfully free of political or idealogical interferences. If ignorance has a button then perhaps her name is on it. Whether you are right or left, never attribute natural disasters to the attributes of victims or their home nations. We just had a slew of tornadoes in the Midwest and South. It has nothing to do with Bush, Cheney, Obama, or Bart Simpson. It is our human condition. I find it ironic that a woman who lives in an earthquake prone city finds some kind of psychic connection where there is none.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Jay Leno To Put On Gayest Face At Gayest Event In Gayest State...Tonight!]]> @WGARefugee: Watch this clip of the Fruitcake Lady for her unique perspective which gives astonishing insight of how Jay might look in a prime set of chaps even from the finest of chap makers. Guys in chaps are so 70's....how queer.

[video.google.com]

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Officer Bob Ready To Serve And/Or Protect]]> That's scary if it's true. Someone trying to break into your place while your there. If you want an ex Detroit/New York resident 5'10" 216 lbs, who doesn't mind clocking a punk in the face then contact me. We can hang out, and if we hear funny noises, it will be my pleasure to surprise some punk with a special method I have. It's not legal, but then breaking into a woman's home isn't either.

You're my nieces age and hearing this (if it's true) makes me angry. Officer Bob is only going to help you if you have a hot pan in the oven.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on A Beaming George Takei Spotted Lingering Over July Issue Of 'Brides' Magazine]]> As a big homo myself, I still find the whole idea of commitment and marriage scary and a 'sentence' of sort, like the kind the MSNBC "LOCKUP" series. I predict older guys like these two and mostly Lesbians--who are far better at long term relationships than gay guys (overall) will be the ones flinging themselves to the chapels and churches or civil ceremonies. Divorce lawyers must be either moist or creaming in their pants at a whole new batch of potential clients. Kids, if you're thinking about what kind of law to practice, perhaps Divorce atty might be a nice lucrative choice as your practice will be seeing "gay divorces" down the line.

Now as gays get more rights, (way overdue) we are becoming more mainstream and dare I say BORING. We have our GAY Pride festival in West Hollywood this weekend and dare I say there will be more than likely more straights as there have been each and every year. We're becoming more mainstream. Even the Supreme court in CA. wouldn't rehear the case on behalf of those who hate us and don't want to see us get married...

Maybe these seemingly 'possessed' conservative groups are afraid gays may do a better job at marriage than straights have. Go figure. They are more immersed in this than even a big homo like me. I wanna be single. And why would a straight person logically be so immersed in what gay people are up to. I get that Larry Craig syndrome feeling when I think how sweaty those people must get thinking about Gay marriage when our country is facing so many more pressing issues.

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Tyra Tackles The Weighty Issue Of "Fatsploitation"]]> @beastybeatsy: So then the anorexic steps up to talk about how she should be eating. Well just by coincidence looky at this:

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on Jonah Hill Is Workin' on His Fitness!]]> He wants to lose weight...good for him.
Sooner or later, he'll be showing HIS penis in a movie. Who knows what will come his way?

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<![CDATA[Superstarsteve commented on David Spade Not Afraid To Curse In Front Of Small Children]]> @hughman: ..."and after dining at Koi, we took our seven year old to Forty Deuce.."

Pluleeze. Koi isn't a kid place. That's YOUR problem.

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