SuperUnison commented on Ivy League Prof Sues Students For Being Mean to Her

"I would totally lay money that she smokes to keep herself from turning into a full-on fatty."

SuperUnison commented on Aww, Jeremiah Wright Isn't Doing Whatever Barry Asks Him To Do! What a Jerk!

"People have short memories."

SuperUnison commented on Tom Cruise's Fling With Cher Ends Gay Talk

"Guess he fell into her "danger zone" (so out of good jokes)"

SuperUnison commented on Whitney Houston May Not Be Ready To Come Back

"This is what happens when you don't have an embarassing crackhead around."

SuperUnison commented on Sly Ashley Alexandra Dupre Sues 'Girls Gone Wild' For $10 Million

"@jagorev: I'd like to show her MY swiftboat, I totally have a Wii and a plasma..."

SuperUnison commented on What Happens to Brains Experiencing "One of the Most Potent Hallucinogens Known"

"Haven't tried it, but (of several friends) only one friend says that it's fun."

SuperUnison commented on East Germany's Buried Cyborg Army

"This needs to exist."

SuperUnison commented on Catholic Church Condemns American Mayor Giuliani!

"Making fun of this shit is the closest I will ever get to playing fantasy baseball."

SuperUnison commented on McCain Flirted With Topless Hannah Montana 'Tween!

"He needs to feast on the blood of young trollops, otherwise he can't get angry enough to choke his acquaintances."

SuperUnison commented on Blind Item! Which Indie Rocker Made The Mistake Of Screwing A Times Writer?

"That was depressing."

SuperUnison commented on Obama Should Drop Out, Only To Win Later!

"This Slate article is a perfect example one one of the most evil things about politics, you only see the game instead of the stakes."

SuperUnison commented on Jenna Bush's Texas-Trash Wedding Splendor

"Her arms are chubby from too many Of Ol' Uncle Nigger-Hater's Down Home, Non-elitist, Choking-Proof Pretzels."

SuperUnison commented on Wingnut Church Changes Obama-Osama Church Sign

"They don't have a question mark because, if there's one thing that threatens made-up-ass religions, it's asking an intelligent question."

SuperUnison commented on My Bloody Valentine To Play Stateside, Curate Best North American Festival Of 2008

"@exposition: Damn, you have it easy, I'm notsalgiac for things that never happened."

SuperUnison commented on Yoko Doesn't Want Us To See John Lennon Get High

"So is Yoko Ono officially the new Church of Scientology yet, or does she have to destroy a family and talk about aliens first?"

SuperUnison commented on Hillsylvania Strangler: Liveblogging PA, Part Phour

"@bitchincamaro: Cisco fortified wine over here, in honor of one of the demographics that actually voted for Barry"

SuperUnison commented on Hillsylvania Strangler: Liveblogging PA, Part Phour

"Damn..."

SuperUnison commented on Barack Obama Is A 'Martinist'; Wonkette Interviews Another Member of Sonic Youth!

"@JimNewell: Fuck, I thought CatsRule was being facetious."