Comments from SugartitsMcFirecrotch

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:24:18 PDT

Funyuns McLovin' Wookie McConaughey

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Blind Item Guessing Game: Banging Groupies Officially Less Cool Than Being Totally Gay!

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:09:58 PDT

Could have been a male groupie, y'know . . . I'm just sayin'

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Kathy Griffin Admits The Woz Never Got Inside Her Floppy Drive

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:48:19 PDT

Seth, LOVE the clip (as a fellow redhead) - but, it's "Segway" - not Segue . . .

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Britney Spears Does The Unthinkable: Looks Gorgeous, Laughs, And Dates A Normal Human Being

Tue, 27 May 2008 14:19:22 PDT

She still looks like a hot mess, just with a real tan (from the real outdoors) and better footwear . . . still the ever-present cud of gum though.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Which Of These Five Fantasy Couples Is Really Gay?

Tue, 27 May 2008 14:16:40 PDT

Davey and Goliath

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Three Reasons Why Keanu Reeves And Winona Ryder Should Turn Dating Rumors Into Reality

Thu, 22 May 2008 11:05:32 PDT

Reason #6: "I myself am... strange and unusual."

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Now, Maybe My Parents Will Finally Pay Attention To Me

Thu, 22 May 2008 08:42:59 PDT

Is she wearing a sweater on her big potato head?!?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Olsen Twins Fall Victim To One Starbucks Barista's Fattening Tactics

Thu, 22 May 2008 08:40:34 PDT

I propose a Jello pudding wrestling match to settle this debate once and for all!

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!

Tue, 20 May 2008 09:39:44 PDT

Yeah, it's a bit Katherine Harris (shudder).

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:52:16 PDT

@SugartitsMcFirecrotch: Well, that was supposed to have the image appear here for all to enjoy . . . whatever happened to that fancy-schmancy new and improved commenter interface with the user-friendly image/video posting capability, hmmmm?!?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:50:26 PDT

[www.intriguing.com]

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on No Time To Hit The Gym, Dr. Jones?

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:46:53 PDT

@Deslander: Exactly! Some younguns must be so used to not seeing any on dudes, they don't know what they are when they DO see them, particularly in proper shape.

I don't mind earrings on guys, but it does look a bit out of place on HF.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:32:26 PDT

@Sweet Panda Love: Also, don't forget:

- The Turkish little rude plant: a remarkably smutty piece of flora used by the Turks

- The Walking tree of Dahomey (Quercus nicholas parsonus): the legendary walking tree that can achieve speeds of up to 50 miles an hour, especially when it's in a hurry

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Harry Dean Stanton Probably Had A Better Weekend Than You

Mon, 12 May 2008 11:32:21 PDT

Big Love indeed..

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Which Recent Makeout Session Tops List Of Legendary Stomach-Turning Celebrity Hookups?

Fri, 09 May 2008 13:36:52 PDT

@majikthise: Pinkven.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Don't Mind Me, Just Keep On Making Out

Thu, 08 May 2008 10:46:22 PDT

@CourageousCoward: Hee hee, my cunning plan at work already!

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on 'NY Times' Riles An Already Grumpy, Taco-Deprived Population

Thu, 08 May 2008 07:07:16 PDT

Bacon-wrapped hot dogs?!?

That's new since I left L.A.
My arteries are hardening just at the thought . . .

@Sweet Panda Love: In other news - I lurve you!

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Top Five Classic Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks (As Inspired By Sienna Miller's LAX Handbag Assault)

Wed, 07 May 2008 11:42:01 PDT

Here's my idea to get rid of the constant pap-attacks . . . photobomb 'em, baby.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Mr. Owen, We're Sorry, But We Ran Out Of Coffee

Tue, 06 May 2008 16:03:56 PDT

@LoveHandles: Word.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on The Paparazzi Take A Weekend Trip To Louisiana For Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Shower

Mon, 05 May 2008 12:50:23 PDT

Uh, yeah - the article does mention that Lynne was there:

"Jamie Lynn opened every gift," says a source, adding that mom Lynne and fiancé Casey Aldridge's mother lent a hand."

Molly, Molly, Molly - you need better fact checking or to clean your monitor, girl.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Johnny Depp Latest to Agency-Hop as Tracey Jacobs Heads to Endeavor

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:33:02 PDT

Is that Marilyn Manson in a wig (the photo under Johnny Depp)?!?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:50:10 PDT

@SugartitsMcFirecrotch: D'oh! Missed a "goat" in the last stanza.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:48:49 PDT

@PaisleyPajamas: My folks in Grass Valley have some neighbors with the cutest herd of pygmy goats that would trot behind them as they're out doing outdoor chores and yard work.

My mom did entertain the idea of borrowing them to trim the brush and weeds . . . but sadly, it was not to be.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:44:14 PDT

Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I goat?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here til the end of time
So you got to me let know
Should I stay or should I goat?

Always tease tease tease
Siempre - coqetiando y enganyando
Youre happy when I'm on my knees
Me arrodilla y estas feliz
One day is fine, next is black
Un dias bien el otro negro
So if you want me off your back
Al rededar en tu espalda
Well come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I stay or should I goat?
Me debo ir o que darme

Should I stay or should I goat now?
Should I stay or should I goat now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:40:41 PDT

Or even more appropo:

Every goat has its horn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every goat has its horn

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:39:36 PDT

We both lie silently still
In the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside

Was it something I said or something I did
Did my words not come out right
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess thats why they say

Every goat has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every goat has its thorn

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Exclusive: 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' Director Gives Us The Most Penis-tastic Interview Ever

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:12:00 PDT

At least Stoller has a much better haircut (and even that's not saying a lot) in the photo above than he does in the Variety piece about the Muppet movie.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Head Gear Regret

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:12:46 PDT

Well, if it only fit his HUGE melon - that would help.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Rob Lowe's Nanny Finally Teaches Us The Definition Of 'False Terrible'

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:11:30 PDT

@disinterested 3rd party: Then, mess with them. Mess with 'em good.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on I Wonder Whose Fault It Is That Gas Prices Are So High?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:51:59 PDT

Maybe he should pray to Jesus for some gas for his guzzler.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Did They Or Didn't They? (Botox, That Is)

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:50:43 PDT

@Trixie from Toronto: Amen. Except for my "sensitive" issue is the lines over my upper lip - and I have never smoked! What irony.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Rob Lowe's Nanny Finally Teaches Us The Definition Of 'False Terrible'

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:43:49 PDT

@disinterested 3rd party: As the 58 year-old Guatemalan nanny or the hanky-panky practitioner?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Some Habits Are Just Too Hard To Kick

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:23:17 PDT

She's such a dirty, dirty smoker (and not in a good way).

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Did They Or Didn't They? (Botox, That Is)

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:22:10 PDT

There's also a difference between what Botox will "help" with and what surgery will . . . you can't get higher cheekbones or higher brows from botulin injections, only the knife or laser will do with those items.

PP has DEFINITELY undergone non-Xenu or vitamin-related work (i.e., cheek implants).

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on The Vagina Monologues Anniversary Celebration Was Wet & Wild

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:41:25 PDT

@NOLAgirl: Yeah you right - what can any of us here in the Crescent City say? He can't move to Dallas fast enough for me.

@TeenageGangDeb: Hmmm, they do look like they were separated at birth. But at least Morello has some talent and a Harvard degree . . .

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on The Vagina Monologues Anniversary Celebration Was Wet & Wild

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:22:26 PDT

@NOLAgirl: Hey, fellow NOLA local! Didn't you hear that our esteemed Mayor McCheese declared that he was a "vagina friendly" mayor?

Chris Rose: The mayor's vagina dialogue

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on 'Bulimic Coke Whore' Janice Dickinson Sure Loves Her Popcorn

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:47:18 PDT

@CourageousCoward: Well, she did say on Leno that she liked to go the market when in L.A. . . .

I just wanna know if the hoodie was horizontally striped.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Dax, Dear, Why Is Tom Arnold Hiking With Us?

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:48:27 PDT

@brechtgirl: Well, he sure looks stupid.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Ellen Page Mans Up On Leno, Forcing Jay To Actually Come Up With A Few Of His Own Jokes

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:23:34 PDT

I actually like her, but what the sweet cracker sandwich is up with the DAMN horizontal stripes??!?

I have yet to see her - either in Juno or in life (except for her sad, sad dress at the Oscars) in anything else. Enough already.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Racism at Sundance? Award-Winning Film Said 'Too Black' to Find an Audience

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:18:29 PDT

@miss_msry: Well . . . while that is true to a certain extent, as a New Orleans resident - I can tell you that PLENTY of white folks (not to mention the Asian community in East N.O.) here had their houses destroyed.

However, many of them were indeed able to evacuate and haven't returned to be in a documentary.

In fact I have firmly believed since the storm that if the news would only show the devastation to the middle and upper middle-class areas here in NOLA (as they still look like a bombed-out warzone) - most Americans would identify better with seeing houses like theirs ruined.

The federal flood has had no boundaries of race, color, religion or creed here.