SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!, at 9:39 AM on May 20 Yeah, it's a bit Katherine Harris (shudder). more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?, at 3:52 PM on May 16 @SugartitsMcFirecrotch: Well, that was supposed to have the image appear here for all to enjoy . more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?, at 3:50 PM on May 16 [www.intriguing.com] more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on No Time To Hit The Gym, Dr. Jones?, at 3:46 PM on May 16 @Deslander: Exactly! more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?, at 2:32 PM on May 16 @Sweet Panda Love: Also, don't forget: - The Turkish little rude plant: a remarkably smutty piece of flora used by the Turks - The Walking tree of Dahomey (Quercus nicholas parsonus): the legendary walking tree that can achieve speeds of up to 50 miles an hour, especially when it's in a hurry more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Harry Dean Stanton Probably Had A Better Weekend Than You, at 11:32 AM on May 12 Big Love indeed.. more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Which Recent Makeout Session Tops List Of Legendary Stomach-Turning Celebrity Hookups?, at 1:36 PM on May 9 @majikthise: Pinkven. more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Don't Mind Me, Just Keep On Making Out, at 10:46 AM on May 8 @CourageousCoward: Hee hee, my cunning plan at work already! more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on 'NY Times' Riles An Already Grumpy, Taco-Deprived Population, at 7:07 AM on May 8 Bacon-wrapped hot dogs?!? That's new since I left L.A. more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Top Five Classic Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks (As Inspired By Sienna Miller's LAX Handbag Assault), at 11:42 AM on May 7 Here's my idea to get rid of the constant pap-attacks . more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Mr. Owen, We're Sorry, But We Ran Out Of Coffee, at 4:03 PM on May 6 @LoveHandles: Word. more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on The Paparazzi Take A Weekend Trip To Louisiana For Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby Shower, at 12:50 PM on May 5 Uh, yeah - the article does mention that Lynne was there: "Jamie Lynn opened every gift," says a source, adding that mom Lynne and fiancé Casey Aldridge's mother lent a hand." Molly, Molly, Molly - you need better fact checking or to clean your monitor, girl. more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Johnny Depp Latest to Agency-Hop as Tracey Jacobs Heads to Endeavor, at 10:33 AM on Apr 22 Is that Marilyn Manson in a wig (the photo under Johnny Depp)?!? more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats, at 1:50 PM on Apr 18 @SugartitsMcFirecrotch: D'oh! more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats, at 1:48 PM on Apr 18 @PaisleyPajamas: My folks in Grass Valley have some neighbors with the cutest herd of pygmy goats that would trot behind them as they're out doing outdoor chores and yard work. My mom did entertain the idea of borrowing them to trim the brush and weeds . more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats, at 1:44 PM on Apr 18 Darling you gotta let me know Should I stay or should I goat? If you say that you are mine I'll be here til the end of time So you got to me let know Should I stay or should I goat? Always tease tease tease Siempre - coqetiando y enganyando Youre happy when I'm on my knees Me arrodilla y estas feliz One day is fine, next is black Un dias bien el otro negro So if you want me off your back Al rededar en tu espalda Well come on and let me know Me tienes que desir Should I stay or should I goat? Me debo ir o que darme Should I stay or should I goat now? Should I stay or should I goat now? If I go there will be trouble And if I stay it will be double So come on and let me know more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats, at 1:40 PM on Apr 18 Or even more appropo: Every goat has its horn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every goat has its horn more »

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on "GOATS FOR SALE - $100 Goats, at 1:39 PM on Apr 18 We both lie silently still In the dead of the night Although we both lie close together We feel miles apart inside Was it something I said or something I did Did my words not come out right Though I tried not to hurt you Though I tried But I guess thats why they say Every goat has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every goat has its thorn more »