StylusPictures commented on Confused 'Watchmen' Fanatics Mob A Terrified Michael Jackson At Local Book Store

"I remember seeing him on TV when I was a little kid in the seventies."

StylusPictures commented on 'Bruno' To Highlight Best of Spring/Summer Urban Crucifixwear

"Will it be "Ach Yah" or "Nish Nish"?"

StylusPictures commented on 'Biggest Loser' Contestant's Flour-Flinging Rampage Inspires Defamer Joke-Off

"When Nolden's lease agreement was checked, it was confirmed that, in lieu of cash, Nolden was required to make payments by dancing "sexy-like" made up as a chicken fried steak."

StylusPictures commented on Defamer Talks To The Razzies Founder About The Shocking 'Spirit' Snub

"Surely, this will be the year that Yuckle & Fuckle, those "Meet The Spartan" poster boys for ideological euthanasia, will sweep the Razzies."

StylusPictures commented on Jett Travolta's Official Cause of Death: Seizure

"It's so strange to see Bahamian officials and funeral homes being quoted again so soon after Daniel Smith died there."

StylusPictures commented on Jason Statham Fights Corey Haim's Mullet to the Death in 'Crank 2'

"My erection has a hard-on."

StylusPictures commented on Courtney Love Mad At Kelly Ripa, Ghosts

"I hope Courtney gets better."

StylusPictures commented on Filmgoer Gets Firing Squad For Talking During 'Benjamin Button'

"One man. One moment. And a time to become a hero. *cue swirling string arrangement*"

StylusPictures commented on How Disney Killed Off Its Billion-Dollar 'Narnia' Franchise

"Puddleglum!"

StylusPictures commented on Drew Carey Spent 30 Minutes Crafting Bored Reaction to Historic 'Price is Right' Win

"Drew was convinced the guy cheated."