"look at my meal ticket-isn't she cute....
I mean I normally don't like babies, and the way
they smell, but my friend Clay says bein' a daddy's
GREAT!!!!"
"isn't that ellen riding that bike?@gwendolyn:
"mmm my tongue is still burnt from that
extra hot starbucks, I'm not wearing a
helmet, maybe if I just aim for the tree
I will crash headfirst and die."
"my spidey-sense is telling me this once future king is headed for a great fall.
let's give it an Oscar nomination and 5 years.
ps.
we're talking Fatty Arbuckle proportions here..."
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