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"Yoshimi will save us."

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"I'm kind of bummed that they are having two girls."

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"@mothrafairy: I have to agree - when I moved to town (almost 12!) years ago, Alicia Silverstone was one of the first celebrities I met, and she could not have been nicer."

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"@Assistant/Atlas: So from now on you are abandoning Manoj in favor of a Menage a trois? Wise young grasshopper..."

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"@jackvinyl: Are you thinking of Lethal Weapon?"

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"You can become addicted to alcohol!?"

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"@SlipperyIsMyLawn: True, but I still have one more question - Why is your lawn slippery, Britney?"

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"My god, I think I saw his dentures almost slip out."

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"@Sweet Panda Love: from your panda mouth to ceiling cat's fuzzy ears."

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"This is so not surprising, the whole lot of them are represented by CAA!"

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"Tom Cruise's greatest accomplishment has been to unite the entire world in a single hope: To watch Tom Cruise crash and burn."

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""Showbiz survivor Lucy Liu secures an attractive backup deal in which she'd join the cast of Dirty Sexy Money.." Playing the same kind of character, no doubt."

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"The new renovated Alibi Room at the top, and the Scarlett Lady at the bottom..."

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"I think girls would be lucky to end up with someone who is concerned about their health over how they look."

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"@Hamud: OMG, I totally heard this at the Dodger game yesterday, but had totally blocked it out until just now."

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""I have managed to interest an investor from overseas via my website, in Sudan."

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"@ultravylet: Agreed."

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"No Daniel Radcliffe?"