<![CDATA[Comments from Shumina]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Shumina]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Dangerous Pant- And Tree-Snakes Abound In Best Porn Intro Ever!]]> "Dey got snakes out here dis--" BOW-CHIKKA-WOW-WOW

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Christopher Ciccone's Tell-All Only Serves To Reestablish Madonna's Sorely Missed Bad Girl Rep]]> @Old No.7: You hush your mouth! Brit's got another two or three decades to do this crap and I, for one, don't want to hear about it. The Madge can only keep this stuff up so much longer. Long view, man, long view.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Meet Joan Graves, the Most Powerful Censor in the Film Industry]]> She looks perfectly likable to me.*

*original statement before censorship: "Good christ that woman's scary!"

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Will Ferrell To Play Drunk, Naked Watson To Sacha Baron Cohen's Sherlock]]> Sherlock Holmes is not this kind of funny, Judd & Co.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on The Campaign for Gender Equality In Late-Night Talk Show Hosting Rights Starts Here]]> @STV: That's not any kind of laughing I've ever seen. Chorttling, maybe? Choking on a twinkie, maybe?

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on The Campaign for Gender Equality In Late-Night Talk Show Hosting Rights Starts Here]]> P.S. I *love* Alyson, but by the power of Greyskull that's a terribad picture of her right there.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on The Campaign for Gender Equality In Late-Night Talk Show Hosting Rights Starts Here]]> Wow, that wasn't an evening of comedy at all. That was a bunch of crying. I'm not saying they didn't have a point, but I wonder if I'd have laughed once.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Cavalier Hugh Hefner says 'Why Not?' to Incestuous Foursomes, Gay Sex]]> "...it's the only recorded foursome in history with participants named 'Millie' and 'Rae.'"

Oh just give her some time, folks. She's still learnin'.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Bored Wars: A New Hope!]]> I geeked out on this. Thanks!

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Guttenberg's Got Five Reasons Why The 'Police Academy' Movies Rule]]> @Shumina: "or"...not "of." I, however, suck.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Guttenberg's Got Five Reasons Why The 'Police Academy' Movies Rule]]> @TenTimesFiltered: You, sir of madam, rock.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Steven Spielberg, DreamWorks Ready to Join Other Hollywood Players Outsourced to India]]> If they survive the culture clash, it may be a good move for them. Like moving out of the parent's pad and into a building with a really REALLY overbearing landlord.

Wait. Aww, nuts.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Tuskegee Airmen Have Yet To Publicly Voice Concerns That George Lucas Will 'Jar Jar Up' Their Story]]> Lucas is like a film industry Godzilla. He somehow knows just where to wreak havok.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on David Letterman Heroically Bitch-Slaps Spencer Pratt For All Of Us]]> Yep. Pretty much exactly what I thought they'd be like when forced to see their ass-faces in any media. Now that I've got it confirmed, I no longer need to bother with them any longer. Ahhhhh, MTV...I remember the '80s.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Abigail Breslin Is Not A Method Actress]]> @ColbertNation: Don't make me pick between the two. It's like "Sophie's Choice" all up in this hizzy!

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on For 'Incredible Hulk' Star William Hurt, It's All About The Back-Breaking Work]]> "Give the man an 'A' for effort!"

Kudos if you get it.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Oscar-Winning Effects Wiz Stan Winston Dead at 62]]> Damn. RIP Stan. Soooo many fans will miss you dearly.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on 'Hulk' Smaaaassssh 'Happening'! (And Other Box-Office Bloodshed For The Weekend Ahead)]]> $20,000,000 for opening weekend for "The Happening".

Not happening.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on 'Hulk' Smaaaassssh 'Happening'! (And Other Box-Office Bloodshed For The Weekend Ahead)]]> @Benovite: You sure you want to be influenced by plants while you're watching "The Happening"?

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Mark Wahlberg Skips Premiere Party, Would Rather Watch Hoops Than 'The Happening']]> M. Night brand jerri-curl coming soon to a Rite-Aid near you!

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Obscenity Trial Judge Was Pretty Sure That No One Could Access His Personal Porn Website]]> Nothing mentioned in that collection struck me as particularly brazen of shocking. I can't even imagine what it'd take for me to get even mildly shocked anymore. Bless Hollywood for preparing me for anything life wants to throw my way.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on 'The Happening' Finally Screens For Critics And The Results Are Not Pretty]]> @sephtical: "I am a spore. Imaspore imaspore imaspore. A bright, shining spore..."

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Frosty Box Julia Roberts Refuses To Indulge Letterman In Stroller-Pushing Small Talk]]> He's assuming she's raising her kids. She may...but I don't know any typical parent around that wouldn't JUMP on commiserating with Dave regarding just how much responsibility increases with children.

Dave's teflon. Whether or not she tried to make anything stick to him on purpose, nothing stuck. Attaboy, Dave!

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Time Warner Cable To Learn They're Being Sued Just As Soon As Their Service Is Restored]]> Glad to know it's not just my household that's getting shitty internets.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Enjoy These Complimentary Anal Beads, Courtesy Of Fox Searchlight's 'Choke']]> @MartyPants: Anyone who uses swag for legitimate purposes *deserves* the internal bleeding. Swag's to gaggle and giggle at...never to actually use.

...unless it's the Indiana Jones hat. That thing is awesome.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on 'Moment Of Truth' Still Chugging Along, Destroying Lives Wherever It Can]]> @MissTicklebritches: you totally missed the point. ;) I make no stand on whether or not an overweight person can be found attractive; I simply observe that EACH used-to-be-loved one was, in fact, overweight.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Another notable addition to]]> Anyone else want to see Joss Whedon and Diablo Cody make grrl-power babies together?

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Help A 'Revenge Of The Nerds' Fan Achieve Darth Climax]]> I'd force me up some jedi. I'm the force fuckin' master. My force lightning don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on 'Moment Of Truth' Still Chugging Along, Destroying Lives Wherever It Can]]> @Friedneckbones: Never heard of a "government spook" eh, Neckbones? It's okay, might be a little before your time. I meant no offense, racial or otherwise, by "spook." Slurs like that are really beneath the forum we have here. It cuts deeper if we don't use band-aid insults.

And there is no "you" in team, but there sure is one in Shumina.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on 'Moment Of Truth' Still Chugging Along, Destroying Lives Wherever It Can]]> So they've got an unspecified spook, a belly dancer, and a volunteer fire fighter (with lovely, long, very flammable hair) who all seem to be inexplicably attracted to overweight insignificant others and ask them the most retarded sophomoric dorm-room party truth-or-dares...

That about sum it up?

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Unlike Rest Of World, Sarah Larson Shocked To Learn She Was Little More Than Clooney Arm Candy]]> She moves in, tell him his stuff is trash and that he needs to get decor she wants instead and she's surprised? The man *oozes* "I do what I want." Get real.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Angelina Jolie: 'The Moment I Realized Brad Had Interests, I Knew I Had To Carry His Love-Children']]> They're going to age in a most scary fashion. Still, gotta give a man his hobbies...acting takes a lot out of a guy.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Diablo Cody To Accept Cookies & Mixtapes For Getting Megan Fox Topless]]> Wow. Feelin' the love in that photo. I'm betting they're each thinking the same thing:

"Bitch, you tanked my career."

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Comeback Kid John Cusack Wants A Word With Defamer]]> "If I answer your questions, will you stop writing nasty shit about me?"

...uh, does he know what we do here? No, John. No we will not. But just because we talk the shit doesn't mean we don't love you.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Bill Clinton 'Libido Tour' Reportedly Has a Fan For Life in Gina Gershon]]> @kookla: Winnah!

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Brittany Murphy Back Off The Pixie Dust]]> I have to admit. I've had a crush on this pretty trainwreck for a long time. She'll land on her feet. I'd consider it a Disney bullet dodged.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Everyday Is B.Y.O.B. Day, Man]]> ...and just then the magical red shoelaces realize that they've reached critical mass on the clashosity scale and implode, taking out a half city block. Unphased, Matthew pops an ice cold brew and takes a sip while examining his new ankle-stumps.

"Huh. That ain't right."

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Seven Reasons Why 'Beverly Hills Cop 4' is a Better Idea Than it Sounds]]> 11. Banana & Tailpipe: together again at last.

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on So, You Guys Get Paid By The Hour? Better Health Coverage Than SAG?]]> "GET THE SHOT!!"

]]> <![CDATA[Shumina commented on Tarnished Tween Queen Miley Cyrus Caught Eating Her Clothes Off]]> Wait. Isn't this the pure and uncorruptible Miley Cyrus we're seeing here? There's NO WAY she's actually a sexually emerging and maturing human being is there? Omigosh?! Hormones are the devil!!!

Remember what a mindfuck puberty was? I pity anybody that wags a finger at her because, really, she's incapible of suppressing two million years of sexual instinct. Explore, Miley...but you're watched like a hawk so remember that if you record your exploring, we're going to see it. And all of us, regardless of our outward, stern looks, is loving it.

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