Where have you been? Don't see you around Deadspin much anymore.

I had a very similar reaction when I heard that our Fearless Leader was about to hand somebody else the keys to the car.

Also, Will's departure will create a vacuum of power at Deadspin. And who is ruthless and opportunistic enough to take advantage of this? Nightmare Ant, that's who.

You still alive hun?

Scoutie, where have you been?

At least your boys played their hearts (and just about everything else) out and almost beat one of the most talented teams in the country. You should be proud.

Corn-fed? I thought residents of the Lone Star State were only allowed to eat Tex-Mex.

Texas A&M against UCLA on Saturday night. Best of luck to the Aggies! (They'll need it)

You know who else made people wear stars? Screw that, I still want one.

I actually started on Gawker and migrated to Deadspin from there. Still drop in on Gawker, but lately people there are getting really uptight. If I wanted a bunch of shrill PC types I'd go to Jezebel.

You must not rush great pastry. You must let it rise naturally.

Your Supermike comment in the Costas post made me laugh so hard! Well done, lady!