Scout commented on From Cowboy To Commune To Caretaker

"Wow."

Scout commented on One More Special Message To Go

"@JimmyChitwood: Thanks."

Scout commented on One More Special Message To Go

"@UkraineNotWeak: 1."

Scout commented on One More Special Message To Go

"Bravo Sir. Thank you for giving me some laughs this past year when I really needed them."

Scout commented on Never before have we been

"Sadly, Leitch's photo is the most feminine one."

Scout commented on About Last Night

"Hey All! Been gone for awhile."

Scout commented on "Let's talk about your boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri. What does he do?"

"It looks like Anne is hiding Follieri's laundered money in her black dress."

Scout commented on Anne Hathaway Almost Bought A House With Follieri

""...and no Miss Hathaway, His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI was never scheduled to attend you're niece's confirmation.""

Scout commented on Arrested Anne Hathaway Ex Still Collecting Donations

"Can we rename it the Fauxllieri Foundation?"

Scout commented on Anderson Cooper Outed, Forgiven By Al Sharpton

"@JeanBrodie: This is all because Anderson was forced to wear his mother's tight-ass-jeans during childhood."

Scout commented on Anne Hathaway's Sorry Ex-Boyfriend Arrested For Fraud

"@Hart88: For additional points, start a rumor that Follieri was also the ghost writer for The Da Vinci Code."

Scout commented on Incompetent US Propaganda Network Surprisingly Unpopular Among Arabs

"For starters, they probably should have removed their American flag lapel pins."

Scout commented on Amy Winehouse Has Emphysema

"I'd like to give a quick shout out to the ex-agent who sold Amy her life insurance policy."

Scout commented on Amy Winehouse Has Emphysema

"Hats off to the carbon deposits that have accumulated in her lungs so far."

Scout commented on There Really Aren't Ways In Which They Won't Lie

"Team Sue-the-Motherfucking-Shit-Out-of-the-Military"

Scout commented on Hey Steve, Can You Put A Good Word In For Me With Anne Hathaway?

"I say no."

Scout commented on The Scale of Celebrity Death

"If Princess Di is a 10 then what is Jesus?"

Scout commented on The Scale of Celebrity Death

"The press played it up because he was a journalist and knew many members of the press...They became the story with their reminiscences of how great he was and how he affected their lives."