Scoregasm commented on 5 Lessons Gay Men Can Teach Straight People

"I can't help but think that if posts that disagree with the editors start getting disemvoweled, eventually the site isn't going to be left with much more than a chorus of the disembrained."

Scoregasm commented on Correction: In Sherri Shepherd Multiple Abortion Story, 'Abortions' Should Have Read 'Angel-Babies' Throughout

"Well, of course."

Scoregasm commented on Daddy, Do I Really Have to Wait in Line?

"you have to go to the bar to order, get a number and take it to the table, which means that if you and your friends drink at different rates, you end up waiting for the other person a lot Unacceptable."

Scoregasm commented on As Miley Cyrus Prepares To Go Nude In New Role, Tween Rivals Challenge Her To A Strip-Off

"@Old No.7: Can't she just have Billy Ray sign off on it and be on the set, like what Mena Suvari's parents did when she took off her top in American Beauty at age 17?"

Scoregasm commented on As Miley Cyrus Prepares To Go Nude In New Role, Tween Rivals Challenge Her To A Strip-Off

"I bet she also keeps trying to make fetch happen."

Scoregasm commented on Heisman Trophy Winner's Fun Day At Six Flags Ruined By Souvenir Slur

"Reggie: I hope I can make some progress on my cutback moves this season."

Scoregasm commented on David Caruso Apparently Just Moody Because of His Fugitive Austrian Stalker

"Let this be a warning, potential stalkers."

Scoregasm commented on Fake Love Is In The Air: Top Five Best Prom Scenes, From Bloodbashes To Rose McGowan 'Eating Shit'

"@kookla: Prom experience?"

Scoregasm commented on Bagel-Snatching Craft Services Bandits Terrorize Sony Lot

"Hey, I don't see anyone's NAME on it."

Scoregasm commented on Fake Love Is In The Air: Top Five Best Prom Scenes, From Bloodbashes To Rose McGowan 'Eating Shit'

"It's not so much poufy-shouldered as it is poufy-elbowed."

Scoregasm commented on Tom Cruise's Comeback Film: A Village People Biopic, Starring Tom Cruise In Every Role

"Young man, there's no need to feel down."

Scoregasm commented on When Glossies Attack: Blake Lively Latest Victim Of Airbrushing Whack Jobs

"@CourageousCoward: Not bad at all."

Scoregasm commented on When Glossies Attack: Blake Lively Latest Victim Of Airbrushing Whack Jobs

"Are any of these worse than the Vogue cover with Drew Barrymore?"

Scoregasm commented on "I'm Not Here To Make Friends" Is The Mantra Of Reality TV

"Why are you posting something that Gawker and Defamer had up yesterday?"

Scoregasm commented on 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' Further Corners Market on Mexican Gags For the Whole Family

"@Old No.7: No need to wait..."Ay Chihuahua!...beaner...random ethnic slut...retard...am I offending you?"

Scoregasm commented on Semi-mummified Viacom overlord

"@Superstarsteve: Didn't he survive that fire by hanging off a ledge with one arm?"

Scoregasm commented on Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?

"@CourageousCoward: Or perhaps his chubby-faced oily doppelganger Raffaello Follieri?"

Scoregasm commented on Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?

"Well, luckily for Drew, someone who has been linked to both Brandon Davis and Andy Dick, she doesn't have to worry about hitting a new low. How about: instead of Parker Lewis, try Kevin Arnold."