It begs the question: who keeps a perverted nanny around in the first place. Clearly, other perverts.

]]> Queen has been signed.

]]> His was a life well lived. Good night sweet Prince.

]]> Duh!

]]> Cloris is divine! I want to be just like her when I grow up!

]]> What the hell? Did he just sound like O'Reilly? Am I in Fox Hell?

]]> You have ruined Davy Jones forever for me!

]]> It's probably a good thing this dingbat doesn't vote. God! I hope her mother doesn't either!

]]> Yikes! Looked better when he played that gay guy "Capote"!

]]> Her behaviour was hideous and her career (questionable) will pay.

]]> Where have all the writers gone, long time passing.

]]> Is it just me or is Sir Elton starting to look like Truman Capote?
Lily who...?

]]> I recall the Spear's holding up their daughter's virginity as though her hymen were some kind of national monument.

]]> That was priceless! Reminds me of when Guiliani's boy lip-synced Rudi's speech when he was 8.

]]> Ass hats! Silverman could never cut it in the real world. But hey, if things don't work out there he can move in with Alec Baldwin out on Long Island. They can be nudists, eat each other's meat, shoot deer, smoke hash, I mean deer, and be homosexuals. Now there's a good pilot!

]]> So, have any of you folks been to Alaska, know how big and rugged it is? I grew up there. Do you know the extent of cronyism and corruption? She has defeated much of that. And marijuana? Personal use is legal there. She is awesome, entitled to her opinions, and walks the talk. Don't any of you even give me that crap about being home with their kids! They have a father who appears competent. Rock on Sara! But, I'm still voting for Barack!

]]> ...but she is hotter than Chenney!

]]> Ratings slump? Really? Best thing on TV...ever.

]]> Takes me back...it really does.

]]> Not as funny as you think. My mother-in-law is like this with my husband, her son. We're talking seriously disturbed.

]]> A cabbage patch doll head in a bird cage? My basement must be a goldmine!

]]> @TheQuestion: Never saw such small ones swing so low.

]]> Shakespeare would have loved Defamer.

]]> I liked that movie. Made George seem like a real guy. Kinda' like when he bumped uglies with Roseanne.

]]> @redreb: Now, now, the University of Southern Colorado is there.

]]> Some taco, maybe?

]]> @mothrafairy: Nah, Pueblo is the land of double-wides. Don't ask me how I know this.

]]> Sounds like you've been around and written for other mother fuckers like us. Can't wait to read your stuff.

]]> @LBJeffries: HA! I thought it was Michael Jackson!

]]> Is there a picture in his attic growing younger and younger?

]]> At last, a stupid brunette.

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