SFCANSUCKIT commented on Defamer Presents The 25 Least Funny People In America

""While it does renew my faith in humans to see Dane Cook on this list, it makes the Baby Jesus cry not to see Carlos Mencia and Chelsea Handler." Are you sure Carlos Mencia and Chelsea Handler mean to be funny?"

SFCANSUCKIT commented on So What's On Neil Patrick Harris' Mind Grapes? Crack Cocaine, Boobs And Shrooms

"sweater meat is better"

SFCANSUCKIT commented on Kristen Wiig, MVP of SNL

"really?"

SFCANSUCKIT commented on Sean Young Ejected From DGA Awards For Being Overserved?

"more more more!!!!"

SFCANSUCKIT commented on Defamer's Top Five Creeptastic Moments From The Tom Cruise Scientology Video (You Know The One)

"please make it go away."

SFCANSUCKIT commented on The Venn Diagram Guide To Talk-Show Beards

"Shouldn't Katie Holmes be in there somewhere?"

SFCANSUCKIT commented on Billy Bush Told All In Nicole Richie Knocked-Up Exclusive!

"sushi 5 nights a week??"

SFCANSUCKIT commented on Sharon Stone Arrives At Charity Ball Shrinkwrapped From The Waist Down

"Does my cat look fat in this?"

SFCANSUCKIT commented on Tyra Porn, Gaping Orifices, And Lost Stars

"What a bunch of yentas."

SFCANSUCKIT commented on We have no details whatsoever,

"Maybe the agents are going to give their assistants shovels and order them to plant trees."

SFCANSUCKIT commented on Britney Spears Gives The People What They Want: A Nationally Televised VMA Trainwreck

"I heard about this "trainwreck" from a few guys who took more than 2 minutes of my time graphically expressing their disgust."

SFCANSUCKIT commented on Adieu, Merv: A Memorial Round-Up

" Saw him host a prostate cancer fundraiser a few months ago at the Skirball-he was telling graphic impotence jokes to and making gay innuendos for over an hour."