Road_Rash commented on Show Your Magazines How You Really Feel

"Slow news day?"

Road_Rash commented on Weinstein's 'Myspace For Millionaires' Was Not The Greatest Idea

"Douche-baggery at it's finest."

Road_Rash commented on SJP to Star in Groundbreaking Film About New York City Lady

"I'd do her."

Road_Rash commented on Street Fighters, of YouTube Fame, Profiled by New York

"Damned bleak statement on the prospects for inner city youths if you ask me."

Road_Rash commented on The Socialite's Nazi Publicist

"Blah, holy shit what a disgusting mess."

Road_Rash commented on Paul Janka's Class Act Does Not Impress Dudes

"I could say so many dark horrible things here, I am going to stop before I say something that will get me executed for sure. Gooooooooooos frabah."

Road_Rash commented on Paul Janka's Class Act Does Not Impress Dudes

"@whatnottowear: I feel like Stewart when he says "I'm in my dark place.""

Road_Rash commented on Paul Janka's Class Act Does Not Impress Dudes

"@brionity: Oh hell, if was there it would be on like donkey kong man!"

Road_Rash commented on Paul Janka's Class Act Does Not Impress Dudes

"@brionity: Please tell me if this happens it will be a pay per view event."

Road_Rash commented on Who's Buying Daily Candy?

"Glad to know underneath all the shelac we all look the same."

Road_Rash commented on Paul Janka's Class Act Does Not Impress Dudes

"Gawd is his 15 minutes up yet??"

Road_Rash commented on Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight: 'Rave and Rage and Purge Acting'

"I absolutely cannot bring myself to watch this movie."

Road_Rash commented on Remnick Defends Obama Cover, Idea That Readers Aren't Retards

"@MisterHippity: I couldn't agree with you more."

Road_Rash commented on In case you needed a reminder

"@Lycosidae: Are you serious?"

Road_Rash commented on In case you needed a reminder

"Even as a blushing young bride she still had the fuck you eyebrow."

Road_Rash commented on More (Circumstantial) Evidence that Socialgay Kristian Laliberte Rats Out His Friends

"He only would have had to put up his pinkie and he would have had the classic douche-baggy "Two in the pink, one in the stink" salute."

Road_Rash commented on Let's Find a Way to Disrupt Paul Janka's Dating Seminar!

"@crotchety: You can't really pin that on him."

Road_Rash commented on Let's Find a Way to Disrupt Paul Janka's Dating Seminar!

"@La Cieca: I understand what you are saying."