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"You forgot this one: When you consistently post photos of yourself on a blog bearing your first and last name, you have lost the right to feign surprise when people on subway platforms recognize you."

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"I can't argue with any of these opinions, but that doesn't mean that I'm not completely in love with that show."

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"@MisterHippity: Well said!"

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"!!!"

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"@TedSez: That is so marvelous!"

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"Um, whoa."

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"I had a pornographic dream about Chevy Chase which involved a handie on his extrememly large...appendage."

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"Why the hell would he want to come back to a public that both idolizes and despises him?"

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"Oh Bertinelli, you are one classy bitch."