OmarG commented on The Real Reason Penelope Cruz Can't Keep A Man: ‘When She Takes Off Her Blouse, It’s The Least Sexual Moment In History’

"Does Defamer want me to be scared of her or think she's gross or gay or disfigured or what?"

OmarG commented on CES Cookie Lady Says Press People Are an Unusually Polite Bunch

"Can we get some specs on that baking sheet, please?"

OmarG commented on Microsoft Says "I'm Sorry" for Xbox Live Outages With Free Live Arcade Game

"Pacman CE, please."

OmarG commented on How to Get Your iPhone Bill to $14.95 a month

"@jriga Slow, steady clapping."

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"Dude, go look at the chart."

OmarG commented on Seagate Fingers Hard-Drive Poisoning Employee, Hardens Prevention Measures (Full Story)

"Fingering seems like excessive punishment."

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""Diplomatic immunity!" Wait..."

OmarG commented on Barbara Walters Gets Her Sass On At 'The View'

"She wasn't just channeling David Bowie?"

OmarG commented on How to Comment: Team Fortress 2

"Yeah, I've played both versions and the PC one is just a lot better."

OmarG commented on Dude, Get a Dell...PlayStation 3

"Yeah, the 60GB model is still the best all around deal."