kookla commented on Ring The Alarm, It's Beyonce's Birthday

"HaHa!"

kookla commented on 'America's Next Top Model' Boldly Going Wherever A Set Budget Of $149 Will Take Them

"What a pair of boobs."

kookla commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has No Interest in Returning Michelle Obama's Fist Bump

"Even just to ask, "Cindy, what is your pill of choice to help you through the convention?""

kookla commented on The 10 Most Bizarre Nicolas Cage Moments To Ever Hit the Screen

"What?"

kookla commented on Robert Downey Jr Smashes It Up!

"Those crazy Japanese never heard of shooting fish in a barrel."

kookla commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Ellen Pompeo, 'Staten Island Prostitute'

"I could almost feel the douchiness oozing out of Dane Cook's pores on that one brilliant sighting."

Sleepyhead commented on Next Time, Cool Out With A

"This is just more proof for my theory, Pasadena is a Secret Government Loony Bin and All The Natives are Psycho Killers."

kookla commented on Next Time, Cool Out With A

"The Krispy Kreme Killer strikes again!"

kookla commented on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Get Expert Tips For Surviving Excruciating Toronto Reunion

"What also works is if Jennifer has a waiter give Brad a note that says: "Do you like me?"

kookla commented on 'This Old Thing? It's Just My Going To The Store Outfit'

"For what they charge you for a container of Organic Milk, they should roll out the red carpet at Whole Foods."

kookla commented on This Cover of 'Life' May Be The Closest You'll Ever Get To Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

"I guess it's true that McCain really does like Bush."

kookla commented on Best Friendsies! Ignore everything

"Kara DioGuardi = Designated Driver"

kookla commented on Dwayne Johnson Fully Recovered From Recent Rockoplasty

""Can you smell what the Johnson is cooking?" just doesn't have the same impact."

kookla commented on In The Studio With Voiceover Maestro, Matthew McConaughey

"Only Matty can make Baby Longhorn sound illegal in most states, including Texas."

kookla commented on Who Needs '90210' With This Lucrative Gig Impersonating Zach Galifianakis?

"We'll see how long Priestley's gig with a tin cup out of the local 7-11 pans out and then see if he's interested in joining the cast of the new 90210."

kookla commented on Nevada's Free-Movie Lovers Ambushed With 'Valkyrie' Screening

"No word on what the temperatures were on the day of the screening and how high the air conditioning was set in said theatres?"

kookla commented on Lynne Spears Regrets Having Let Britney Get Wasted And Laid In Her Early Teens

"@EuroDad: I actually meant to say my mom "isn't" writing a book and since you know my back story so accurately, I'm relieved you aren't ghostwriting for any family member of mine either!!"

Sleepyhead commented on All Of Free World Hoping McCain Drops Dead After Election Day

"@Old No.7: That don't work how you think it work."