ObtuseIntolerant commented on Lady GaGa Dances To No. 1 As iTunes' Beat Gets A Little Bit Slower

"@Nunya B: "Twunt" = worthy of a MacArthur."

ObtuseIntolerant commented on The Stars Chose Poorly At The People's Choice Awards

"@ItchykooParker: @DixieCaverns: Ah, OK."

ObtuseIntolerant commented on The Pirate War Has Begun

"@ObtuseIntolerant: Hollywood would barely *exist* otherwise, that is!"

ObtuseIntolerant commented on The Pirate War Has Begun

"@Squirrelwars:Right? @friendslikeJimRome: Geez what's the problem?"

ObtuseIntolerant commented on Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl

"Edward Gorey was one of those formative things lying around the house for my sisters and I to discover on our own, and feel like we were getting away with something awesome and intellectual and adult."

ObtuseIntolerant commented on Victoria Beckham & Boys: All Dressed Up And Grinning To Go

"Oh....my....God."

ObtuseIntolerant commented on Agyness & Albert: Tall Drinks Of ______

"They are so over the top that they should trigger my hipster-bashing impulses, but I am charmed."

ObtuseIntolerant commented on When Men Are Objectified In The Name Of Fashion

"Yeah I am gonna chime with the chorus of "crap"."

ObtuseIntolerant commented on The Kelly Clarkson Graphic Design Nightmare Continues

"Um...At least it has those extravagant sparkle points?"

ObtuseIntolerant commented on Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together

"And yet again - the fact that I am more attracted to the Jonas Brothers than I ever have been to Robert Pattinson makes me feel like I have reached new heights of emotional maturity. I am so glad that sort of guy is well in my past (besides the one I have a kid with, LOL) - ladies, fight the urge and just go for the nerdy goobers."