NoGrumpys commented on 'Rachael Ray Show' Overrun By Litigious Aneroxics

"...wasn't her husband into SPITTING or somethingand she thinks Anorexics are gross?"

NoGrumpys commented on Bravo TV Provides A Historic Solution To All Your Anal Lubricant Needs

"OK I'm thinking lets get them started early and have the spots in between Yu-Gi-OH and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the Kids WB."

NoGrumpys commented on Bravo TV Provides A Historic Solution To All Your Anal Lubricant Needs

"...or a cross promotion with FABIO "I can't belive its not Boy Butter" The secret is they use real boys in their butter and no rBGH"

NoGrumpys commented on The One With The Cast Of 'Friends' Wanting In On A Little Of That 'SATC' Movie Action

"@Miss Anne Thrope: "You can bet it will suck."hmmmm Suck?"

NoGrumpys commented on Brett Ratner: Big Penis Enthusiast

"Dr."

NoGrumpys commented on Chosen Blobs Won't Crown For 'Weeks,' Says France's Sexiest Celebrity Obstetrician

"Babies - the other white meat -------Hannibal Lechter"

NoGrumpys commented on The Brazilian: Not Just For Women (Or Brazilians) Anymore

"@McKneepads: you said a mouthful (hopefully!!) Which would you rather fornicate:1) something soft warm and furry?2) sandpaper"

NoGrumpys commented on Which Of These Comedy Superstars Is Loving Life As A Gay Man?

"Garth was his Beard!SCHWING!!!"

NoGrumpys commented on Madonna's Next Single Likely To Be 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E'

"SNATCH - hee hee"

NoGrumpys commented on Madonna's Next Single Likely To Be 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E'

"His prospects of getting his balls reattached don't look promising. HI GUY!! "Guy Richie may I introduce you Boy George Guy - Boy - Boy - Guy""

NoGrumpys commented on Before They Were Porn Stars

"The robot from Lost in Space a 2But Dr Smith?"

NoGrumpys commented on Jennifer, If You Ever Need A Shoulder To Cry On, Just Let Me Know

"@Beppo: "Are they helping that guy find Curious George" The Man in the Big Yellow Shirt!!"

NoGrumpys commented on Gays and Geeks Rejoice As Trailer for Joss Whedon/Neil Patrick Harris Musical Hits Internet

"I just love NPH !!"

NoGrumpys commented on 'Star Magazine' Readers in Revolt After Mario Lopez 'Chesthairgate' Scandal

"MENTEROSO!!...and you can bet his pubes are shaved too.Its cool to get razor burn from kissing - but not fellatio"

NoGrumpys commented on 'G.I. Joe' Movie Gets Three Teaser Posters, Porny New Subtitle

"I'll provide Joseph Gordon-Levitt my Kung-fu grip for a heavy-duty j/o session"

NoGrumpys commented on New 'Weeds' Season Getting Us Just As Stoned As, Well, Actual Weed

"Its the fact Elizabeth flawlwssly acts with her face."

NoGrumpys commented on Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed

"...she is now an official member of the "Lollipop Guild" lets hope for her sake that Mini's classic penis scene in Austin 2 was true"

NoGrumpys commented on Charlize Theron Will Never Think To Look In David Letterman's Pants For Her Birthday Present!

"...with yesterdays clip - I thought Dave was into rich black men- he's a flip flopper"