<![CDATA[Comments from MrRewrite]]> <![CDATA[Comments from MrRewrite]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Meet Joan Graves, the Most Powerful Censor in the Film Industry]]> with 12 year old girls wearing diamond-studded navel rings and getting pregnant while their bf's wear their pants down below their butts, how is this orangutan-faced scat-fetishist doing anything for moral rectitude with her faux-ratings schema beyond helping cover corporate ass?

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey]]> Cachaca Ipanema or Bam-Bam.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation]]> omg, i forgot to end with 'in bed'...and it would have been apropos too

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation]]> wait, if the linds gets her singing and hetero mojo back, she can go out with guy, i'm pretty sure. have her people call guy's peeps

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on The Gyllenhaal Is Very Excited]]> I've seen that "O" facial expression somewhere before...

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Get Psyched For The Most Drug-Taking, Sex-Having Harry Potter Yet]]> draco is clearly a secret bondage queen. oh how about 'Harry Potter and the Mysterious Phallic Symbol" hmm?

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on The One With The Cast Of 'Friends' Wanting In On A Little Of That 'SATC' Movie Action]]> none of them have come out of the closet yet, right? so there's no cynthia nixon angle. bleeccch. why don't they just license it for a Croatian or Romanian version; it will be much cheaper to produce and the laughing will much go nice dog farther truck (oops that's my slavic syntax showing...have fun kids!)

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on 'Vanity Fair' Nominates McLovin As A Rising Star Of Tomorrow]]> looking at this picture of jonah and these two girls i feel something coming up in my throat, brb...

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Blind Item Analysis: Which Beverly Hills Hotel Is Doubling as a Porn Set?]]> No, No, No - BH is south of Van Nuys, not west; possibly south-southwest, but not west. Get a map, stat!

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on 'Star Magazine' Readers in Revolt After Mario Lopez 'Chesthairgate' Scandal]]> age-inappropriate crush-object...meet The Coreys. They're Baaaaacccckkkkk!

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed]]> I have a dream. That one day. Black Men. And White men. And Little Men...sorry I couldn't resist. Verne. Has. A. Right. To. Have. Sex. Sex-tape. Schmex-tape. Go Verne!

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Heckling George Michael Treats Dr. Phil For Depression]]> let's figure out the larger question: how is restroom sex serving you?

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Which Of These Comedy Superstars Is Loving Life As A Gay Man?]]> you can...in bed. Oh, behave.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Whoa--Who Raped The Coreys?]]> or unexpected luck

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Anna Nicole's Ex Buys Lingerie for Their One-Year-Old Daughter, A Nation Squirms]]> in bed

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Frustrated Sony Worker Seeks Circle-Jerk Companions]]> true story: early '01 newbie to L.A. seeking sort of webby content work; (male) Sony HR person calls out of blue from submitting res online; has me meet him not at main office but emptied bldg near Fox Hills Mall they owned but had canned everyone from. he still has office there. Basically tried to use interview to check me out, use his 'near the beach' address to impress and seduce me. Ha. Sad, sad, Sony. Typical trippy L.A. no boundaries experience...

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Whoa--Who Raped The Coreys?]]> "It's the story...of a man named Brady..." Oh wow inappropriate. Please, God, will this endless recycling of 60's - 80's TV and Film C and D Listers never ever end? Will Alice from Brady Bunch come out as a Female-to-male tranny? Where's Susan Dey and Jimmy Walker when you need them? I'm moving on up...and where is my Daniel Boone/Fess Parker lunchbox? ...What's happenin!!

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Which Of These Comedy Superstars Is Loving Life As A Gay Man?]]> it's fun to add 'in bed' to anything...try it now: Mike Myers is gay...in bed! ha, how fun.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Hollywood Privacywatch: Britney Spears Enjoys Some Poolside Chicken Fingers]]> oy, it hurts to say: love cuba, hate the sighting. I hope this was legit, he's the bomb. should have been nom'ed for "As Good As it Gets"

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on What Exactly Is Justin Timberlake Packing In That Speedo, Anyway?]]> clearly, male endowment is the new female 'did she re-do her boobs or didn't she?' Must we care?

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Disgraced 'Transformers 2' Extra Will Stop at Nothing For 15 Minutes of Justice]]> Day 4 of Riveting Attention-Whore Watch...

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on 'Atonement' Director Calls Off Wedding In Story Too 'Seinfeld' To Be True]]> pretty and witty and gay...

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Extra Thrown Off 'Transformers 2' Set 'Never Liked Michael Bay's Dumbass Shit Anyway']]> it's like the court of the Tudors or something, so 17th century but in a good way.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Ryan Seacrest To Help Sexually Confused 'Bros' Befriend Brody Jenner]]> Hip-Hop version: YO!MANCE.

Latin version: YOMANCE

lol.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Which Celebrity Spawns Are Dating Before Their 10th Birthday?]]> can we go back to discussing grown-ups now?

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Fresh Prince Of Belle Isle?]]> did i miss something...the auto industry is on the ropes, and most of it has moved to Tennessee, South Carolina or Alabama...what gives?

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Andy Dick Completely Ruins Local Dog's Dinner Party]]> Next on ET: Andy throws up a little in someone's mouth.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Jennifer Aniston Takes John Mayer To Meet Her 'Friends']]> still feel nothing. Nope. Still nothing.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Power-Player Michael Patrick King Too Petrified To Finger Suits Who Kept Him Down]]> on wheels

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on From 'Making The Band' To 'Making The Bed']]> cameron is the talentless head of the talentless HS cheerleading squad reborn as a talentless film star

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Comeback Kid John Cusack Wants A Word With Defamer]]> Joan over John any day. she's scary good talent and I guess picky about what she'll do

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Vegas Bartendress Fails To Tame Bucking Bachelor Bronco George Clooney]]> Bi-bi Sarah...

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Sharon Stone's Bold 'Karma Tectonics' Theory Infuriates Chinese Quake Victims]]> She was talking about China Hills Estates, a subdivision in Tarzana, you ninnies!

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Which Of These Five Fantasy Couples Is Really Gay?]]> Victor Ward at 04:48 PM - NO, NO, NO, you cannot have Justin Theroux!I called dibs on him before he was anyone, it's not fair and I won't allow it. Christ, L.A. is so competitive!

Now that that's out of my system: Oprah gets her O's from Gayle, but when you're the richest lezzie in the whole wide world, you get to play the game on your terms. Hasn't anyone on this board heard of the phrase, "hiding in plain sight?"

Also, isn't Jake the real 'toothy tile' and the Reese thing a PR stunt? Just asking. Oh, and Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, obviously, and together forever. Now about Matt Dillon...

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Michael Lohan Backhandedly Blesses Lindsay's Lesbian Love Affair]]> and your point about anyone caring whether linds is a lezzie is what?

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Do Not Leave Jonathan Rhys Meyers Alone With Your Puppy. He Will Eat It.]]> He's cute and cuddly, but I wouldn't eat him. Oh, I'm sorry I was talking about Meyers, not the dog, excuse me! Seriously, he is a good actor, but mis-cast in Tudors, and notice that how few pets there are in the drafty castle scenes - dogs were very popular as ratters and hunters, so surprising! Or...maybe Jonathan ate them!

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Resolution No. 1: Sarah Jessica Parker Censured for Complaining About Problems 'SATC' Helped Create]]> Is there such a thing as a compassionate actress? Can you be self-absorbed and still self-aware and karmically-correct? What is narcissism anyways? Why do i sound like Carrie on SATC? (which i thought was Sex 'in' the city' for a long time)

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on As Long As We Hold Hands, They'll Think We're A Normal Couple]]> was the tilda swinton character in Michael Clayton based on some version of katie holmes. she makes my hair stand on end.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on Charlie Sheen Is A 'C. MaSheen' When It Comes To Hookers]]> silks. now we know who will inherit Hugh Hefner's mantle when the old(er) boy croaks.

]]> <![CDATA[MrRewrite commented on M. Night Shyamalan to Play Himself in Eagerly-Awaited '90-Minute Paranoia Movie']]> he's supposed to be really talented, right? Right?

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