Mr. Ice commented on Your First Glimpse At Robert Downey Jr.'s Little Tramp Detective, Sherlock Holmes!

"No, I think that's Paul Rudd."

Mr. Ice commented on Sharon Stone's Groceries Get the Glamour Treatment

"He was eating."

Mr. Ice commented on Sharon Stone's Groceries Get the Glamour Treatment

"I saw Ron Jeremy at Goldblatt's."

Mr. Ice commented on After Tear-Soaked Evening, Lindsay Lohan Finds Comfort In 'The Hills'

"Thank you for another meaningful story about the very important Lindsay Lohan."

Mr. Ice commented on This just landed in the Defamer

"Phyllis Diller?"

Mr. Ice commented on MGM Lion Throws Up in its Mouth as Studio Announces 'Hot Tub Time Machine'

"At least they're not producing a feature version of Speed Racer."

Mr. Ice commented on Ex-'SNL' Star Finds Career Resuscitation As Viable Late Night Jimmy-Alternative

"I'm sorry, Jimmy who?"

Mr. Ice commented on Jennifer Aniston Uses Patented Demi Moore Boy Toy Magnet: The Bikini

"Is anyone else with me in making a formal request to John Mayer that he stop banging all of my favorite hot as shit starlets?"

Mr. Ice commented on Brad Pitt's Cryptic New Tattoo Explained!

"@belltolls: That was simply divine. Regarding Brad Pitt's exploding gut; I have no comment."

Mr. Ice commented on The Worst is Yet to Come in 'Speed Racer' Crash-and-Burn

"I now feel comfortable predicting an opening weekend of $1.2 million for the upcoming "Land of the Lost" big screen adventure, and am also willing to predict that some time in the not too distant future some ridiculous studio chief somewhere is going to green light a feature remake of THE GODFATHER, to be directed by M."