Mr. Ice commented on After Tear-Soaked Evening, Lindsay Lohan Finds Comfort In 'The Hills'

"Thank you for another meaningful story about the very important Lindsay Lohan."

Mr. Ice commented on This just landed in the Defamer

"Phyllis Diller?"

Mr. Ice commented on MGM Lion Throws Up in its Mouth as Studio Announces 'Hot Tub Time Machine'

"At least they're not producing a feature version of Speed Racer."

Mr. Ice commented on Ex-'SNL' Star Finds Career Resuscitation As Viable Late Night Jimmy-Alternative

"I'm sorry, Jimmy who?"

Mr. Ice commented on Jennifer Aniston Uses Patented Demi Moore Boy Toy Magnet: The Bikini

"Is anyone else with me in making a formal request to John Mayer that he stop banging all of my favorite hot as shit starlets?"

Mr. Ice commented on Brad Pitt's Cryptic New Tattoo Explained!

"@belltolls: That was simply divine. Regarding Brad Pitt's exploding gut; I have no comment."

Mr. Ice commented on The Worst is Yet to Come in 'Speed Racer' Crash-and-Burn

"I now feel comfortable predicting an opening weekend of $1.2 million for the upcoming "Land of the Lost" big screen adventure, and am also willing to predict that some time in the not too distant future some ridiculous studio chief somewhere is going to green light a feature remake of THE GODFATHER, to be directed by M."

Mr. Ice commented on Tom Cruise Wants Katie Holmes To Find New, Non Spice Girl Friends

"Becoming BFFs with Britney Spears might help reverse the weight loss."

Mr. Ice commented on Judy Greer Forced By Movie Producers To Dye Her Hair In Deference To Jennifer Aniston

"There aren't enough talented red-heads in Hollywood, so I'm glad to see Ms."

Mr. Ice commented on Behold! 'The Moment Of Truth!' Destroyer Of Lives!

""Moment of Truth" is like "The Jerry Springer Show" without the Jerry Springer."

Mr. Ice commented on Harrison Ford Pulls An Ed Norton, Demands Rewrites On A Pro-Bono Ad Campaign

"I apologize for the hack edit above."

Mr. Ice commented on Harrison Ford Pulls An Ed Norton, Demands Rewrites On A Pro-Bono Ad Campaign

"Because nothing says Japanese beer like "Indiana Jones.""

Mr. Ice commented on Harrison Ford Pulls An Ed Norton, Demands Rewrites On A Pro-Bono Ad Campaign

"Nothing says Japanese beer like "Indiana Jones.""

Mr. Ice commented on Kentuckians Thrill To Return Of Their Leathernecked Prodigal Son

"In other news; Heidi Montag drops the kids off at the pool."

Mr. Ice commented on Will 'No Country' Weak Links Compel Oscar Recount?

"There hasn't been a beef jerky stink like this in the movies since 1983's "Trading Places"."

Mr. Ice commented on The Olsen Twins Would Like To Tell You A Bedtime Story

"Ironically Gloria Steinem is writing a coffee-table tome about her top ten favorite former child stars of all time, and she left out the Olsen twins."

Mr. Ice commented on Pardon Us For Not Getting Too Worked Up About Latest Unbelievable Britney Headline

"She would do it for the revenge."

Mr. Ice commented on 'Step Up 3-D' Not Likely To Be Any Deeper Than First Two 'Step Ups'

"One must wonder if they include those cool 3D shades when a project goes direct to DVD?"