MessyMortal commented on We Do!, at 2:40 AM on May 20 Having been born and brought up in San Francisco many umm ok lots and lots of years ago, one thing I've never quite understood: How come gay marriage doesn't fall under the heading of "inalienable rights... more »

MessyMortal commented on Are Scientology Moms Katie Holmes And Leah Remini Feeding Their Kids Toxic 'Hubbard's Formula'?, at 12:36 AM on May 11 So I'm chatting up my mom on Mother's Day (she's in California while I'm on the other side of the world in Oz) and we work our way around earthquakes, tornadoes, politics, and finally land smack onto the scientology baby formula deal here and she says... more »

MessyMortal commented on Will Larry King Pass The Softball- Lobbing Torch To Ryan Seacrest?, at 7:34 AM on May 9 @AgitpropVT: nonono it's "when life gives you lemons stuff them in your bra!" They should present Ryan with a pair of suspenders on Idol! more »

MessyMortal commented on Are Scientology Moms Katie Holmes And Leah Remini Feeding Their Kids Toxic 'Hubbard's Formula'?, at 7:28 AM on May 9 and now that I've actually *watched the clip* and banged my head on the floor in disbelief... ...considering how much it costs to have a child these days you'd think more parents would take better care of them :) more »

MessyMortal commented on Are Scientology Moms Katie Holmes And Leah Remini Feeding Their Kids Toxic 'Hubbard's Formula'?, at 7:08 AM on May 9 @MsMerlin: Corn syrup is addictive. more »

MessyMortal commented on Katherine Heigl Seeks Escape From Doomed 'Grey's' In Search Of Big-Screen Stardom, at 1:17 AM on May 9 Ok label me lame but I hope she makes it :) Anybody else notice that while McSteamy is the one with the rep - it's actually George who's done the bed-hopping? more »

MessyMortal commented on The Hills: 'I Want To Get My Hands In There And Make Myself Available To You', at 10:51 PM on May 6 We don't get this in Australia. more »

MessyMortal commented on Resolution No. 2: Disney Must Immediately Release its Groundbreaking Nature Film 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua', at 4:49 PM on May 6 @KingHater: rofl I peed my chair! more »

MessyMortal commented on 'The View' Audience In Critical Condition After Patricia Heaton Devours All Available Oxygen, at 4:43 PM on May 6 Well - after dissing Barb's entire career and stepping on Whoppi's line maybe the flailing arm thing is just a desperate attempt to not fall off the couch! more »

MessyMortal commented on Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other, at 3:46 AM on May 6 Maybe she was thinking mahogany... more »

MessyMortal commented on Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other, at 12:39 AM on May 6 There's a boat captain? more »

MessyMortal commented on Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other, at 12:26 AM on May 6 @yvonnjanae: What boat captain? more »

MessyMortal commented on Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Engaged To Each Other, at 5:14 PM on May 5 I didn't really know either of these two people prior to reading this article - and now that I have - I'd like to keep it that way :) more »

MessyMortal commented on See Heidi Swat Lauren: A David Letterman 'Hills' Primer, at 11:56 PM on May 4 I miss the old days when Dave, clad in a trenchcoat with huge pockets filled with corn chips, would be suspended by wires over a humonguous vat of cheese dip on the stage, and he would fly around trying to dip his chips then toss them into the audience. Ok I don't actually miss them. more »

MessyMortal commented on Lavish Network Upfronts Enter Historic New 'Nickel-and-Dime' Era, at 11:44 PM on May 4 I can remember when they couldn't sell a Letterman T-shirt - now they can't give 'em away! *bah*dum*dum* more »

MessyMortal commented on If You Work With Robert Downey Jr., Prepare To Duck And Rewrite, at 3:33 PM on May 4 If he knows so much more than the actual writers, why hasn't he written a hit movie yet? more »

MessyMortal commented on Paula Abdul Succeeds In Lifelong Goal Of Traversing Space-Time Continuum, at 3:51 PM on May 3 @mrtrailsafety: hahaha I wonder what colour the sky is on Paula's whirled! more »

MessyMortal commented on Uma Thurman's Stalker Wooed Her With Doodled Harbingers Of Stick-Figure Doom, at 5:36 AM on May 3 It would've been a good touch if Jack, upon seeing Uma sans make-up, stood up and shouted "NEVERMIND! more »