<![CDATA[Comments from Macloserboy]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Macloserboy]]> <![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Open Your Chart To Me: Madonna's Many Loves]]> 13 people in 26 years and two were husbands? This is bordering on chaste.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on The Hot Celebrity Lesbian Affair It Took Us A Year To Notice]]> I'm going with #3. Because if this were Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson, it would be on the cover of every magazine everywhere. Similarly Cynthia Nixon and her lover. Speaking of which, where's #5? "Because the average person has no idea who the fuck Samantha Ronson is." Both partners need to be famous.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Jake Gyllenhaal Has The Wrong Finger At The Ready]]> @stacyinbean: He looks like he's drunkenly bragging about just having tapped it.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Jake Gyllenhaal Has The Wrong Finger At The Ready]]> @Khrushchev: We are of a like mind. She's like "Whoa. Where'd that come from?" And he's like, "Betcha pretty boy didn't put it down like that. Sheeeet."

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Jake Gyllenhaal Has The Wrong Finger At The Ready]]> I'm gonna be dirty and suggest the disheveled look on her face indicates it was the right finger and he knew just how to use it.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Sometimes A Parent's Words Can Bear The Weight Of The World]]> By the way, if I could, I'd hug everyone here. Your stories are breaking my heart.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Sometimes A Parent's Words Can Bear The Weight Of The World]]> I guess everyone was too afraid to interview Jennifer Anniston whose mother told her point blank, "You're not pretty." Cut to 30 years later and your pretty boy ex-husband starts making babies with Angelina Jolie.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Amy Jacobsen was a reporter]]> @Dizzy8: I disagree. A dude in trunks, which reveal 3/4 of his body, at the home of a woman whose husband has disappeared? He'd get the same crap.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Halle Berry And Her Boy-Toy: Officially The Hottest Couple On Earth]]> Of course, these people never make a sex tape.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!]]> @CrazyLegsMeg: Exactly. He's not endorsing or defending. He's just letting you know how to navigate the world as it is.

And I'm black and southern and sound neither, but not for job, but because of an elementary school decision I made just to enunciate correctly which kills any type of accent. I kind of regret it now, being the total accent whore I am. My voice has none of the charm I regularly melt for.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Beauty, Sexuality Are In The Eye Of The Beholder]]> @TaraIncognita: SIgh. It's the woman in Manet's "The Picnic" she reminds me of.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Beauty, Sexuality Are In The Eye Of The Beholder]]> @Archetype: Probably because you're used to seeing it like this:

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Loose Lips]]> @J.D.Regent: She's got more money than he does, so it's this Kaballah stuff and the fact Madonna has always had a taste for men of color so why she keeps marrying white boys I'll never know.

@monkeydance: Then he probably should not have been creeping in back entrances to her place on Central Park West. Do celebs think that elevator operators and janitors aren't going to see them?

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Loose Lips]]> I feel for the kids in both situations, but damn if this ain't fun summer reading. But Peter Cook is a supreme douche. He had a supermodel wife who would watch porn with him, but still it wasn't enough. No, he had to webcam himself jerking off. And given that A-Rod has cheated for years, what does it say when cheap strippers are okay, but Madonna is a dealbreaker? I can't wait to pick up today's paper and see the latest sordid details.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on "I wish that the numbers were]]> @filthygorgeous: But was it her choice or the studio's? Given that the movie had three endings which exhausted my patience, I'm thinking she had final cut and the choice was hers to stick her with Jack Nicholson.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on "I wish that the numbers were]]> @filthygorgeous: I think my video store only got I Could Never Be Your Woman because I told them about it. It wasn't very good and there's an entire story on what happened to it in Entertainment Weekly that you can read here: [indiefilmlove10to1.blogspot.com]

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on "I wish that the numbers were]]> @sovereign_state: Wasn't it supposed to be creepy though? Especially when his oldest daughter (the last time Meagan Goode wouldn't be be a joke) crosses the line?

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on <i>I Love Money</i> Is The Root Of All Schadenfreude]]> @onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: She's great! She's always got that smile because she's planning what over-the-top thing to say.

And I hate to admit it, but her body is seriously killin'. She's knows being all natural makes her special.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on <i>I Love Money</i> Is The Root Of All Schadenfreude]]> I love Megan because she just strives to provoke. She knows it's all a joke and is just rolling with it.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on "I wish that the numbers were]]> @sovereign_state: Really? I thought Kasi Lemmons (best known to most of you as Jodie Foster's black best friend in Silence of the Lambs) did a very nice job.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Let's Find a Way to Disrupt Paul Janka's Dating Seminar!]]> I can only think by that photo he's come out of the closet which means he's someone else's problem now.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on "I wish that the numbers were]]> @LoveNoelG: While This Is My Life isn't awful, the rest is. Just crap. Thanks for the cracks in the ceiling, now please, please, please retire.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on "I wish that the numbers were]]> @LoveNoelG: Nora Ephron? Are you joking? She's proof women can suck as much as men. Give me Lisa High Art Chodoldenko or Nicole Walking & Talking Holofcener or even Martha Coolidge who will always be forgiven because she did Real Genius and Valley Girl.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Brooke Hogan's Cinderella Shoes & Blush-Loving Bud]]> @hearmeroar: I think she's easily six feet tall.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Thoughts About Thinking & Drinking]]> @ronaldpagan: Moe brings up her drinking every. single. day. Here. In a public forum. You might as well insist that there be not comments on Tracey's sex life either because that's "personal." If you don't wanted commented on, discussed or quite frankly, judged, then talking about it constantly on the internet is not advised.

And while no one thinks more or my emails than me, forgive me if I don't think one coming from a pseudonym is going to do much, which is why I suggested it come from a friend. But I'm done here. This is too much drama so early. Need to rag on some poorly dressed celebs...

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Brooke Hogan's Cinderella Shoes & Blush-Loving Bud]]> @honeybunchesofoats: Well, the boobs are new so she may not have mastered them yet.

I don't know if that's a lace skirt or shorts the friend is wearing, but either way it's wrong, wrong, wrong!

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Thoughts About Thinking & Drinking]]> @ronaldpagan: I don't care if it's cool and it is relevant because it's the difference between "drinking to have a good time" and "drinking to deal with pain." We're supposed to think it's the former, when it seems to be the latter and it throws all she's said here into a new light.

Thank you, Germane, for putting it much better than I did.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Thoughts About Thinking & Drinking]]> @Dear Blond Diary...: I can only hope she's exaggerating for comic effect, but I get the feeling she's not.

Moe and Tracie have learned a hard public lesson and the real worry here is that they will not continue to be as open as they have been before given the beating they've taken. Now you understand why some celebs (and yes, they are internet celebs) avoid interviews and public appearances unless they're pushing something. It's too easy for things to go very, very wrong.

And one thing hasn't been mentioned I think and that's the generation gap. Lizz Winstead is from a different generation (cough, cough "mine" in fact) and she was obviously disappointed that Tracey and Moe weren't more like her. It's another "wave" conflict.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Thoughts About Thinking & Drinking]]> Well, there's a saying about never meeting your heroes because you will be disappointed and I think that's part of the reason so many were disappointed in what they saw. They wouldn't be the first people to look good in print but disappoint in person. But it would be a mistake to gloss over what I've personally made mention of and that's the fact that Moe's drinking crossed the line from "good times" to "sign of a problem" awhile back. I also get the impression that she seems never to have dealt with her rape (let's not soften it with the "date" prefix) which would be a pretty obvious cause. I would implore anyone who does call themselves her friend to push her into some sort of therapy because left untreated this is not going to get better with time.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Mya: Life's A Beach]]> @titilayo: Truly a thing of beauty, that booty.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Dudes Today: The Emotional Conquistador Is The New Sexual Conquistador]]> Wasn't this covered by Guinevere in Camelot when Lancelot was emoting she sighed with exasperation, "Oh the sensitivity of sensitive men!"

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Spotted: Blake & Penn Acting Like Serena & Dan]]> @nikaoh: He's either apathetic or inept and his always well put together girlfriend deserves better.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Spotted: Blake & Penn Acting Like Serena & Dan]]> Please let either your girlfriend or wardrobe dress you at all times, dude.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Mya: Life's A Beach]]> @hortense: Oh. Great. Now you've dragged me into the feeling old pit. Hope you're happy, because I remember her before even that with that song she did with Sisqo. Grandpa needs his medicine now.

But did anyone see her on Music in High Places, that great show on Showtime? They were in Italy and she did some acapella singing and showed some chops. I was impressed.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Mya: Life's A Beach]]> @hortense: You people are cruel! She was in Chicago the movie! And she was also in the American remake of Shall We Dance giving her two films with Richard Gere.

And no, I'm not ashamed to know any of this.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Short Ends]]> Okay, I have to ask: just when did short-shorts become the norm over just regular shorts? Because I've been looking around this summer and noticing just how many women are wearing things that pretty much stop at butt-cheek and not an inch more of material.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on When convicted sex offender]]> @hortense: Nah. I'm all whined out.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on When convicted sex offender]]> @CreoleSugar: @Easybreezy: Okay, this is the last time I'll bring it up, I swear!

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on When convicted sex offender]]> Is this because I kept bitching about you not covering the story of the teenage girl who beat up her would-be attacker in her own home and then chased him down the street? Well then color me appeased. You may return to you nonstop nobody model coverage already in progress.

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<![CDATA[Macloserboy commented on Agyness Deyn, Stroke, Keep It Casual]]> @Maria: I know. I'm just cranky this Monday after the holiday. My apologies.

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