MacBastard commented on The Best And Worst Fake American Accents From Scifi's Army Of Brits

"I would hope Jamie Bamber's American accent is spot on - his father is American."

MacBastard commented on The Greatest Art Featuring 6 Iconic Scifi Villains

"OH."

MacBastard commented on GM Invents Electric Deathmobile In 1973

"I actually saw that thing in person when I was 6 years old."

MacBastard commented on 2009 Subaru Exiga Spied Testing

"It's probably just the angle that the photo was taken, but why do this vehicle's proportions remind me of a hearse?"

MacBastard commented on 2009 Ford Focus Coupe Gets New Look, Lipstick...Still A Pig

"Just give us the European Focus already, you stupid fucking bastards!!! Jesus Christ, you suits at Ford USA really don't get why no one wants to buy your shitty American cars!"

MacBastard commented on Alienware "Fastest Ever" 17-Inch Area-51 m17x Gaming Notebook On Sale Right Now

"@.tox: For a laptop it does weigh one metric shit-ton."

MacBastard commented on Think electric cars coming to America

"It looks just like one of the Penny Racer cars I had when I was a kid."

MacBastard commented on This is What a Wrecked $1.2 Billion B-2 Bomber Looks Like

"That pretty much looks like the plastic models I blew up with firecrackers and burned with lighter fluid when I was a kid."

MacBastard commented on Do You Use Google Maps Mobile to Check Traffic Alongside Your GPS?

"Well, I might if Google Maps traffic reports actually reflected reality instead of some alternate universe where Seattle traffic is actually moving during the morning and evening commute. At 4:40 in the afternoon, traffic is already starting to congeal, but Google traffic shows all clear - travel at will!"

MacBastard commented on Radioactive Tritium Makes Keychain Light Glow For 10 Years

"@WEGGLES90: Woo!"

MacBastard commented on After 50 Years, Woody Edsel Wagon Still Laughs At Washington Rain

"I've actually seen more vintage cars threatened by moss rather than rust in the Seattle area..."

MacBastard commented on After 50 Years, Woody Edsel Wagon Still Laughs At Washington Rain

"Actually, there's quite a bit of vintage iron running around the Pacific Northwest - ya wanna know why? Historically, we haven't used (much) salt on our streets and roads, at least not west of the Cascades."

MacBastard commented on McGee Cleared Of Teen Sex Accusation

""Spermy Towels"?"

MacBastard commented on The True iPhone Anti-Christ Is Here! Repent!

"I think it's from the antimatter universe that Captain Kirk visited that one time."

MacBastard commented on The True iPhone Anti-Christ Is Here! Repent!

"It's from the antimatter universe that Captain Kirk visited that one time; don't let a real iPhone touch it or it's BOOM, BABY!!!!"

MacBastard commented on The True iPhone Anti-Christ Is Here! Repent!

"Windows Mobile 6.0? aaaand....you lost me."

MacBastard commented

"Dude - when I read KissPhone in my RSS reader, I was thinking freakin' KISSPHONE."

MacBastard commented on No Health Insurance? Get Your Terminal Illness Diagnosed By Bees

"I'm guessing that writing out the prescription will be a difficulty after the consult because a)they're trapped in a bong, and um, b)they're bees."