Leviticus_71 commented on The Gyllenhaal Is Very Excited

"The little penis hat isn't doing anything to downplay the visions of phallus."

Leviticus_71 commented on You Guys Are Still Following Me? Damn, It Must Be Slow

"But damn she's cute."

Leviticus_71 commented on With Brenda Back And Donna Out, Which '90210' Alums Are Officially Returning To The Peach Pit?

"@icallthebigonebitey: And Dylan is clearly too self - important to actually take his hands out of his pockets...regardless of the strumpet on his back."

Leviticus_71 commented on Eddie Murphy Wants To Stop Playing Robots With Aliens Inside Of Them And Start Getting Real

"Yet he doesn't care that Another 48 Hours didn't live up to it's predecessor?"

Leviticus_71 commented on Hey Good Lookin', Whatchu Got Cookin'?

"@gangrenejean: Damnit I confused my crappy Patrick Dempsey movies...You never wanna mix your metaphors when talking about Dempsey...Rat Piss!!!!"

Leviticus_71 commented on 'Vanity Fair' Nominates McLovin As A Rising Star Of Tomorrow

"Wow...I guess i've never actually taken stock of the fall from grace for all of those famous nerds."

Leviticus_71 commented on Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

"@CourageousCoward: Terribly distracting, to think...all those jokes I ignored!"

Leviticus_71 commented on Hey Good Lookin', Whatchu Got Cookin'?

"I'm not sure, but he may be reprising his role in Can't Buy Me Love and delivering Extra Anchovies to unsuspecting trophy wives in the area."

Leviticus_71 commented on Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

"Does she play a nurse in this upcoming flick, or does she just usually wear scrubs?"

Leviticus_71 commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly

"This dood is such a tweeker."

Leviticus_71 commented on Madonna's Next Single Likely To Be 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E'

"And from what I understand...no pre-nup...go go guy guy!"

Leviticus_71 commented on Breaking: Mary-Kate Olsen Capable Of Smiling, Making Dirty Old Men Horny

"Yes, but is the movie any good?"

Leviticus_71 commented on Studio Intimacy Sweepstakes Get Richer as Fox Joins Craigslist Circle-Jerk Circuit

"I just hate hooking up with boys who insist on a picture, yet provide no photographic evidence of themselves."

Leviticus_71 commented on Whoa--Who Raped The Coreys?

"And they were "raped" in the same room?"

Leviticus_71 commented on Cavalier Hugh Hefner says 'Why Not?' to Incestuous Foursomes, Gay Sex

"So...did he coin the phrase "a mouth is a mouth"?"

Leviticus_71 commented on Keira Knightley Doesn't Mind Stripping Down, But Are Those Body Parts Really Hers?

"Man...boobs are great."

Leviticus_71 commented on You Know It's A Slow News Day When Louis C.K. Gets His Picture Taken

"But he's wearing a shirt drawn by his kid...precious."

Leviticus_71 commented on The One Who Smelt It, Dealt It

"What's with the white trash 'stache?"