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"His cards can be seen here: www.chucklorre.com"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Mel Gibson, Richard Donner Pool Resources to Euthanize 'Lethal Weapon'

"Wait."

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"Somebody better be staging a coup over this."

Oxycontinmoron commented on After Carrying 'Dancing With The Stars,' Leachman Determined To Carry Everything.

"Cloris leaves CAA with a little gift from her agent."

Oxycontinmoron commented on DJ AM Welcomed Home in Uncannily Obamaesque Fashion

"Well, it is better to flame out than to fade away."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Anti-'That's So Gay' Campaign Sparks Fears P.C. Forces Will Target 'That's So Raven' Next

"Oh, and what about "fag?" A bundle of sticks tied together, British slang for a ciggie?"

Oxycontinmoron commented on Anti-'That's So Gay' Campaign Sparks Fears P.C. Forces Will Target 'That's So Raven' Next

"Not one person brought up the so-called "Freedom of Speech." That's gay."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Even Ellen's Visual Aids Can't Help Audrina Make Sense of Lauren's Fling with Justin Bobby

"If Audrina "can't even look at those right now" then finally she knows how we feel."

Oxycontinmoron commented on Do I Look Like A Vice President Now?

"Vice-President of T&A maybe (Talent & Acquisitions, of course.)"

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""I still don't get why they call it 'motorboatin'.""