"Oh, and my grandmother's kindergarten teacher in Buttfuck, SC in the 19-teens used to make the kids say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Confederate flag.
I wish I were kidding."
"@qwerty42: My grandmother from Charleston, SC, who has since passed on to Glory, referred to the Civil War as "The War of Northern Aggression." Once we got to the Civil War in History class I was understandably puzzled by the appellation, seeing as how the first shots were fired on Fort Sumter by..."
"Manohla Dargis was way too cool for the LA Times, so she went to the NYT.
Favorite line from her review:
"The badly matched Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher mug wildly, waving their limbs like upturned beetles.""
"Hate to say it, but he's right about the concept of privacy dying because of the internet -- not just the actions of the pimpled teens but also the corporate overlords stockpiling our personal information."
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