InkStainedWretch's Messages

InkStainedWretch commented on No Time To Hit The Gym, Dr. Jones?

"I'd fuck him. As long as he didn't wear that shirt."

http://defamer.com/391369/#c5759339 10:42 AM on May 18

InkStainedWretch commented on Mike Huckabee Makes Hilarious Joke About NRA Rednecks Shooting Barack Obama

"Mike Huckabee advocates amending the Constitution to conform with God's law."

http://wonkette.com/391422/#c5759290 10:31 AM on May 18

InkStainedWretch commented on We Do!

"Calling all Defamers -- Make sure you are registered to vote in November."

http://defamer.com/390888/#c5745075 1:45 PM on May 16

InkStainedWretch commented on Travis Childers Said Something!

"Oh, and my grandmother's kindergarten teacher in Buttfuck, SC in the 19-teens used to make the kids say the Pledge of Allegiance to the Confederate flag. I wish I were kidding."

http://wonkette.com/390114/#c5680958 5:43 PM on May 13

InkStainedWretch commented on Travis Childers Said Something!

"@qwerty42: My grandmother from Charleston, SC, who has since passed on to Glory, referred to the Civil War as "The War of Northern Aggression." Once we got to the Civil War in History class I was understandably puzzled by the appellation, seeing as how the first shots were fired on Fort Sumter by..."

http://wonkette.com/390114/#c5679406 4:11 PM on May 13

InkStainedWretch commented on "Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"

"A suggestion: STOP MENTIONING DRUNKEN STEPFATHER."

http://jezebel.com/389120/#c5628271 5:02 PM on May 9

InkStainedWretch commented on Adjective Challenged 'Time' Critic Adapts Nicely to the Lowbrow in 'Vegas' Review

"Manohla Dargis was way too cool for the LA Times, so she went to the NYT. Favorite line from her review: "The badly matched Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher mug wildly, waving their limbs like upturned beetles.""

http://defamer.com/389175/#c5628180 4:52 PM on May 9

InkStainedWretch commented on Why Does Keira Knightley Always Look So Sad?

"@CourageousCoward: It's so answer A."

http://defamer.com/387405/#c5548104 10:25 AM on May 6

InkStainedWretch commented on If You Work With Robert Downey Jr., Prepare To Duck And Rewrite

"I guess I'm alone on this one: he seems like a total douche."

http://defamer.com/386405/#c5498886 11:27 AM on May 2

InkStainedWretch commented on 'Valkyrie,' UA Not Just Another Cruise/Wagner Casualty, Say Cruise/Wagner

"But keep in mind, if Michael Cieply wrote it, the article may have a whole lot of bullshit leavening the actual, you know, facts."

http://defamer.com/383217/#c5342139 1:22 PM on Apr 23

InkStainedWretch commented on This Is Fi-Core: Presenting The WGA Blacklist

"@Shumina: A bunch of the soap writers were scabs and only went fi-core when they got caught."

http://defamer.com/381637/#c5285983 5:48 PM on Apr 20

InkStainedWretch commented on SAG Boss Just Wants 'Social Justice,' Preferably With Direct Deposit

"This is typical NYT undermining of Hollywood union leaders -- they're angry!"

http://defamer.com/380324/#c5229894 3:58 PM on Apr 16

InkStainedWretch commented on Yes, Barry Sonnenfeld, We Admit It: Defamer Hates America

"Hate to say it, but he's right about the concept of privacy dying because of the internet -- not just the actions of the pimpled teens but also the corporate overlords stockpiling our personal information."

http://defamer.com/380357/#c5229442 3:33 PM on Apr 16

InkStainedWretch commented on Daughter Of Norwegian Parliament Offs Herself After Bad Scientology Test, Says Tabloid