Imnotatnbc commented on Oliver Stone Turning 'W' Into Something Resembling 'Oil Fields Of Dreams'

"I refuse to fork out $14 to watch a hateful, damaging, evil, jingoistic asshole who's become an international nightmare. Oh...sorry, I thought we were talking about The Love Guru."

Imnotatnbc commented on Shia LaBeouf Wishes He Could Take Back All The Gay Slurs He Dropped During Homoerotic Roughhousing

"Uh...translated his name pretty much means: 'The Beef that's a gift from God.' Come on, if that's not a gay man I don't know what is."

Imnotatnbc commented on Defamer Pledges Allegiance To A Recently Departed Harley Korman

"Harvey Korman was brilliant, brilliant, brilliant."

Imnotatnbc commented on At Will Smith Learning Academy, Nothing Can Hold Your Child Back Except Their Stupidity-Thetans

"Why do any people fall for this crap?"

Imnotatnbc commented on Remembering Anthony Pellicano: The End is as Good as it Gets

"If he's a piece of shit, you can't acquit."

Imnotatnbc commented on 'Done Deal': Jimmy Fallon To Replace Conan O'Brien In '09

"Jeff Zucker, Les Moonves' secret employee (pimps up, NBC down) is making yet another brilliant move."

Imnotatnbc commented on And The Award For 'Most Awkward' On-Screen Sex Partners Goes To: Helen Hunt And Matthew Broderick

"She deserves the Oscar for playing straight all these years."

Imnotatnbc commented on Exclusive: Debunking The Marilyn Monroe 'Sex Tape' Hoax

"This just in: Keya Morgan has brokered the sale of a secret, illicit, FBI tape of Keya Morgan to an unidentified fan of Keya Morgan who prefers not to be publicly identified as Keya Morgan."

Imnotatnbc commented on Kristen Wiig, MVP of SNL

"She's hilarious, original and great."

Imnotatnbc commented on Anonymous Celebrity Seeking Personal Assistant to Get Directions, Wash Car, Chew Food...

"Since there was no "must also have an encyclopedic knowledge of art deco baseboards and Gustav Klimt" we know it's not Streisand."

Imnotatnbc commented on The Kathie Lee Gifford Comeback No One Wanted Is Almost Here!

"Where's Deborah Norville when we need her most!"

Imnotatnbc commented on The Kathie Lee Gifford Comeback No One Wanted Is Almost Here!

"And Les Moonves' secret employee Jeff Zucker is one step closer to fucking up yet another one of NBC's formerly successful shows."

Imnotatnbc commented on Kathy Griffin's Newest Stand-Up Target? Scientology, Of Course!

"There are two e-meters for sale on e-bay right now for $99 bucks!!!"

Imnotatnbc commented on Jennifer Aniston Begins To Find the Upside Of Her Divorce

"She wins!"

Imnotatnbc commented on Spot The Seacrest 2.0 Differences

"What you can't see in the second picture is that his tongue was removed from Merv Griffin's ass."

Imnotatnbc commented on Kill Yourself Now: NBC Announces Their Supersized All-Reality Summer Schedule

"'scuze me but these new NBC shows are going to frikkin' rock!"

Imnotatnbc commented on Your 'American Idol' Boys' Scandal Round-Up

"Since Robbie is sucking hard as rocker-adjacent he should dump the wig, shave it down and rock the Chamillionaire for the next few weeks."

Imnotatnbc commented on Lorne Michaels Ready To Bring 'SNL' Back After Lengthy Writer's Strike

"Hi, we're a bunch of Harvard pricks forced to work FOUR WHOLE WEEKS IN A ROW and you're not."