IdleHands... commented on In These Web 3.1 End Days, Is Jimmy Kimmel The Only Cultural Arbiter Left?

"he is "fair at best." (Silverman, 2007)"

IdleHands... commented on 'Jewish Living': It's A God Thing!

"I just adore their sister magazine "Modern Mizrahi Living," but they always seem to be wedged waay in the back for some reason...the back of the magazine rack, i mean... you got some shmutz on your face...left...ri..got it. i think they got lazy and borrowed stock baby-urination footage from "Anglo Baby!" the bi-weekly journal of blonde-haired, blue-eyed, white-as-fresh-snow children."

IdleHands... commented on The Strokes Really Speak To Graydon Carter's Emo Kid Spike

"did he fall out of a wes anderson movie?"

IdleHands... commented on "We Are Redesigning The Logos For FEMA, Rape, And The Often Used Phrase 'Murdered Iraqi Children.'"

"i figured they would just use grumpy bear from the care bears or something... murdery/rapey/quagmirey bear? *kkkt* charley bravo target acquired for "Operation Peace, Love, and Understanding" over..."

IdleHands... commented on Professional underminer Mike

""everybody knows you're only as cool as your clothes" where do you buy? i go here, i go to that little place over on ritzy street. oh, you've never heard of it?"

IdleHands... commented on Inside the Roomy Mind of Padma Lakshmi

"hey, if I fucking looked like that, sex would be as fucking mundane as brushing your fucking teeth... just fuckin away, thinking about your fucking day, remembering what bills you fucking have... maybe singing while you fucking do it... oh yeah i have to fucking send her a birthday fucking card... see?"

IdleHands... commented on To Do Dilemma; Nude Review or Paris Review?

"featuring Larry KING as John LENNON playing Vincent PRICE going undercover in 1985 as Pablo ESCOBAR..."

IdleHands... commented on 'ANTM' Contestants Are Growing Steadily Fatter!

"i hereby call for a mash-up of the biggest loser, solitary, top chef, fear factor, shot of love, and america's top model. All contestants stay in the same house, except none of them know which show they will be competing on for that day."

IdleHands... commented on The Fastest Ways To Get NYTimes.com To Delete You

"the liberal media just ain't what it used to be..."

IdleHands... commented on Jeffrey Chodorow Plans World Domination, One Gimmicky Restaurant At A Time

"Maxim steakhouse?"