"I just adore their sister magazine "Modern Mizrahi Living," but they always seem to be wedged waay in the back for some reason...the back of the magazine rack, i mean...
you got some shmutz on your face...left...ri..got it.
i think they got lazy and borrowed stock baby-urination footage from "Anglo Baby!" the bi-weekly journal of blonde-haired, blue-eyed, white-as-fresh-snow children."
"i figured they would just use grumpy bear from the care bears or something...
murdery/rapey/quagmirey bear?
*kkkt* charley bravo target acquired for "Operation Peace, Love, and Understanding" over..."
""everybody knows you're only as cool as your clothes"
where do you buy?
i go here, i go to that little place over on ritzy street.
oh, you've never heard of it?"
"hey, if I fucking looked like that, sex would be as fucking mundane as brushing your fucking teeth...
just fuckin away, thinking about your fucking day, remembering what bills you fucking have...
maybe singing while you fucking do it...
oh yeah i have to fucking send her a birthday fucking card...
see?"
"i hereby call for a mash-up of the biggest loser, solitary, top chef, fear factor, shot of love, and america's top model.
All contestants stay in the same house, except none of them know which show they will be competing on for that day."
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