UnklStinky commented on Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad, at 7:20 PM on May 15 @nick_r: But someone's gotta shield the general public from William Shatner's itinerant nips. more »

UnklStinky commented on Megan Fox As Naked As Allowed By Canadian Film Regulation Law, at 7:33 PM on May 13 Oh, and Megan Fox is really hot. more »

UnklStinky commented on Megan Fox As Naked As Allowed By Canadian Film Regulation Law, at 7:32 PM on May 13 @Piggah: I really like and respect Canadians as a people and Canada as a nation (Hey, I even was engaged to a woman from Toronto. more »

UnklStinky commented on David Spade Not Afraid To Curse In Front Of Small Children, at 6:22 PM on Apr 28 @GingerVitis: No, I'm not fucking kidding. more »

UnklStinky commented on David Spade Not Afraid To Curse In Front Of Small Children, at 4:59 PM on Apr 26 @Superstarsteve: Koi Schmoi, doesn't really matter: once children are about, one should, as a simple matter of decency (if not humanity), ditch the potty-mouth routine. more »

UnklStinky commented on This Week's Tasered Athlete: Tim Worley, at 12:32 AM on Apr 20 Don't bro me. more » [deadspin]

UnklStinky commented on Don't Go In There For A Good Ten Minutes, at 7:34 PM on Apr 16 And here's John Goodman, treating himself to a big ol' cup of coffee and a stop at a public men's room in celebration of an 18-year inability to see his wiener without the help of a precisely-angled makeup mirror attached to the business end of his favorite 9-iron. more »

UnklStinky commented on Kristen Wiig, MVP of SNL, at 11:39 PM on Apr 14 ... more »

UnklStinky commented on Artie Lange Quits Stern Show (Again), Cementing His Top Ranking On Celebrity Deathwatch, at 10:35 PM on Apr 10 @meechybee: Yeah, because drug addicts almost always tell the truth about whether they're still using, so I can totally see why you defend him on that point. Seriously: benefit of the doubt is one thing, but only where experience tells us it should apply. more »

UnklStinky commented on Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers, at 10:56 PM on Apr 8 A millimeter bigger and that bunion will officially qualify for "sixth toe" status. more »

UnklStinky commented on Nude Photos of Heather Mills Are Unappealing (And Not Just Because of Her Missing Leg), at 9:50 PM on Apr 7 I need to call my old friend Ren, because that lady sure is "Stumpy." Hey, thanks folks ... more »

UnklStinky commented on No-Talent Children Are Even Worse Than Their Semi-Talented Parents, at 9:47 PM on Apr 7 The lone 9.5 score can be explained by the simple fact that Belinda Carlisle never could sing worth a shit, either. Your "ears went out," honey pie? more »

UnklStinky commented on Stop David Letterman if You've Heard This One Before (Hint: You Have), at 12:57 PM on Apr 5 It's nothing new for Dave to mine "comedy gold" out of an incident/personality for extended periods of time (ex: faithfully working over Bill Clinton since 1998). more »

UnklStinky commented on If You Stick With Me, Kid, You'll Squash Those Rumors ASAP, at 12:13 AM on Apr 2 Today, Sarah Jessica Parker, tomorrow Cynthia Nixon. more »

UnklStinky commented on Defamer Exclusive: JC Chasez And Chace Crawford's Cabana Rendezvous...With Photo!, at 11:46 PM on Mar 24 Sweet Jesus! more »

UnklStinky commented on Craigslist's Carrot Top-Curious Couple, at 12:58 AM on Mar 21 This story would be far more interesting if the couple in question had attempted a similar meeting with Professor Irwin Corey. more »

UnklStinky commented on How Britney Stole 'Your Mother', at 12:47 AM on Mar 21 The same dunderheads who bought -- and continue to buy -- Britney's records are obviously the target market at which CBS aims its craptastic programming. more »

UnklStinky commented on All The Reasons Drugs Are Bad For You, Presented In Video Form By Steve-O, at 11:24 PM on Mar 14 Say what you will, but Steve-O's teeth have never looked whiter. more »