Bai Lingual commented on 'Funny Games': The Ultimate Bourgeois Nightmare Or Just Art House Torture Porn?

"Wow!"

Bai Lingual commented on Trannies, Hot Messes, And Ferocity: 'SNL' Does 'Runway'

"@Benny: And I'm with you."

Bai Lingual commented on Heath Ledger's Will Excludes Michelle And Matilda, Leading To Ledger Family Crisis

"Grammar police are douches, but I can't resist the urge to cash in one of my douche chips on this one: "Heath Ledger was busy racking up film roles in the years leading up to his death that fattened his wallet..." I hope if my death fattens my wallet it's because my relatives need the money to ship me home after I choke to death on my own vomit during the booze filled imperialist sex tour of young East African men I plan to take in my 40s."

Bai Lingual commented on Diablo Cody Wasn't The Only Former Stripper To Win An Oscar This Year

"@TheStarterWife: When women who screw unapologetically get their very own Martin Luther King/Cesar Chavez."

Bai Lingual commented on Bruce Willis Man Enough To Pull Off Lavender

"I suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to go get my bikini line waxed at FACE IT SKIN AND NAIL SPA in Hollywood at La Brea and Sunset in the El Pollo Loco/ Wendy's strip mall."

Bai Lingual commented on Which Couples Have Been Caught Doin' The Deed On One Restaurant's Candid Camera?

"Petra Nemcova and Monica Bellucci."

Bai Lingual commented on Diablo Cody, The Gloria Steinem Of The Stripper Set?

"I've reached my personal saturation point with the Diablo hating and am now going to defect to her camp just for the sheer fuck of it."

Bai Lingual commented on 'THR' Review Takes Oprah's Name In Vain

"@SteamyMcFirecrotch: Nice one. @MAGNUM: Huh."

Bai Lingual commented on Your 2008 Oscars in 120 Seconds

"In the great ongoing debate about whether one would or wouldn't get a lap dance from Diablo Cody, Helen Mirren purring "cojones" there at the end seals it: I want my lap dance from her."

Bai Lingual commented on Why Did Diablo Cody Refuse To Wear Those Million Dollar Shoes? She'll Tell You Herself!

"@Moimeme: I already saw that scrappy personal story on DVD a few years back."

Bai Lingual commented on 'Two Tickets To Oscars Gets My Wife As Your Unconditional Sex Slave!' Says Craigslist User

"If she'll really do anything I have a sink full of dirty dishes in exchange for a parking space a block from Hollywood & Highland Sunday night."

Bai Lingual commented on Give some credit to Harper's

"Nah."

Bai Lingual commented on Hayden Christensen Returns To His Charisma-Free Sci-Fi Roots

"@secretagentman: What a pisser."