Hart88 commented on 1973 Buick Electra 225, With Bonus 1973 Poll

"Put an arresting wire on the hood, and you could land an A-6 on that thing."

Hart88 commented on Hunky Hyphenate Justin Theroux Now Just Showing Off With 'Iron Man 2' Writing Gig

"Time for the elevator shaft."

Hart88 commented on Miata Owner Gets Bored, Swaps In Jaguar V12

"Meh. Mount it transversely in my '05 Mini Cooper S and I'll be impressed."

Hart88 commented on What's The Best 2+2?

"Ferrari 330GT or 365GT 2+2"

Hart88 commented on Aussie Motorist Hits Koala, Koala Survives Only To Find Out It Has The Clap

"@muhnkee_2: nasty little buggers aren't they?"

Hart88 commented on Toothless Old Guy Builds 50 MPG Engine-Powered Tricycle, CNN Thinks It's Newsworthy

"I'm pretty sure I could get 50MPG out of a '72 Sedan de Ville if I drove it 10MPH."

Hart88 commented on 'Grey's Anatomy' Has Exciting Arc Planned For Katherine Heigl In Which She Drops Dead

"If Izzy really wants revenge, just keep her on the show; create an entire plot line around her as a hooker in her spare time, servicing old men and hobos."

Hart88 commented on Who Has An Edible Underwear Fetish?

"#2 - Alan Greenspan & Andrea Mitchell? enjoy!"

Hart88 commented on Tim Russert's Departing Words On Joe Scarborough

"Yeah, other than being a condescending ass and overt misogynist, Scarborough's a great guy."

Hart88 commented on 2009 Jaguar XF-R Powerslides Up The Hill At Goodwood

"@layabout: winner!"

Hart88 commented on Project Car Hell, 1961 Edition: Simca Aronde Or Pair-O-Lincolns?

"Gotta be the Simca."

Hart88 commented on 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8, Part Three

"@DoggieDaddy: me too."

Hart88 commented on Mean Judge Tries to Clamp Down on Lara Logan Gossip

"Stupid activist judges..."

Hart88 commented on Corvette Set Ablaze By Fireworks, Project Car Hell Comes To Life

"Actualy, I think it self-immolated from the shame of wearing Testarossa stick-ons."

Hart88 commented on TVR Reveals Sagaris 2 Prototype, Sending Fender Vent Futures Up Sharply On Early Morning Trading

"That design just screams "Russian billionaire"."

Hart88 commented on The 1986 Honda CRX Si: Good For 17,000,000 MPH!

"@tonyola: OK, so put a spoiler on it."

Hart88 commented on Which Actor Has Family Drug Connections?

"#1 McLovin? #2 yeah, Xtina."

Hart88 commented on The 1986 Honda CRX Si: Good For 17,000,000 MPH!

"Put a fart-can exhaust and a K&N filter on it, and it will bend time and space, yo."