HappyBlues commented on In Honor Of His 46th, Tom Cruise In His Birthday Suit!

"I got a woody!"

HappyBlues commented on The One With The Cast Of 'Friends' Wanting In On A Little Of That 'SATC' Movie Action

"SITC was a number one movie."

HappyBlues commented on Will Ferrell To Play Drunk, Naked Watson To Sacha Baron Cohen's Sherlock

"You gotta be nervous when studio types say shit like "Just the idea makes us laugh!""

HappyBlues commented on Is 'Hancock' Half-Cocked?

"@TurdBlossom: Heh heh..."

HappyBlues commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly

"Lost Boys."

HappyBlues commented on Michael Bay Pays Tribute To His Shit-Blowing-Up Forebears

"He's totally a Frankenheimer."

HappyBlues commented on Meryl Streep More Flexible Than We'll Ever Be

"There isn't a single erection that goes by when I don't think of Meryl."

HappyBlues commented on Chris Martin Has Brad Pitt Penis Envy

"Anyone remember Brad saying that he was "hung like a squirrel"?"

HappyBlues commented on 'A Night At The Museum Without My Herb,' By Chevy Chase

"See?"

HappyBlues commented on Shia LaBeouf Wishes He Could Take Back All The Gay Slurs He Dropped During Homoerotic Roughhousing

"I thought "faggot " means a bundle of sticks."

HappyBlues commented on Burgeoning Power Player Jon Favreau Cockblocks Proposed 'Iron Man 2' Release Date

"Does anyone actually believe that Favreau directed Iron man?!"

HappyBlues commented on New Video Hints Mike Myers Less Than Two Weeks From Claiming America's Anti-Comedy Crown

"Would have been a boffo 3 minute sketch on SNL..."

HappyBlues commented on Kirsten Dunst Is Sad, Especially When She's Not Drinking

"Kirsten..."

HappyBlues commented on Cameron Diaz Goes Bald And Not-So-Beautiful For Next Movie Role

"World's luckiest model."

HappyBlues commented on Today in Cannes Hell: The Great 'Che' Debate Begins

"When did Soderbergh start looking like Zeppo Marx after his career ended?"

HappyBlues commented on Psychic Who Shaved With Heath Ledger Gets Permission to Date Michelle Williams

"Unless he has a TV running Batman trailers in his bathroom, this man is a nut!"

HappyBlues commented on Here's Lindsay: F-You, Hollywood!

"My hands are shaking and my knees are weak."

HappyBlues commented on BREAKING: Anthony Pellicano Convicted of Racketeering and Conspiracy

"He made such a ta-doo about honor towards his clients and sacred trusts..."