Hanapana commented on Mark Wahlberg Skips Premiere Party, Would Rather Watch Hoops Than 'The Happening'

"@Juancho: Oh yes, believe it."

Hanapana commented on Can You Wake Me Up When It's Friday, Please?

"Still on the bottle, doesn't wear shoes, is carried around everywhere, has no set bedtime and is wearing designer clothing at all times. Sounds like a Paris Hilton in the making."

Hanapana commented on For First Interview In Two Years, Britney Spears Poses With Children, Cheetos

"Anyone that goes from trailer trash to high society knows that Cheese Puffs are WAAAY more civilized than Cheetos."

Hanapana commented on Take A Dump With Tori And Dean And Friends!

"While curious Dean is figuring out his new toilet, he presses the red button to see what it does and wakes up in the hospital with Tori nearby reading the toilet's manual."

Hanapana commented on Nah, It's Cool. I Can Talk. What's Up?

"Whaa?"

Hanapana commented on Angelina Jolie 'Drug Tape' Revelations: 'S&M Is From The Heart And Soul'

"MORE PROOF!"

Hanapana commented on Talk Show Breaks Out at Race Riot

"And if that Sherry chick could get ANY dumber..(the N word) "used as a term of endearment"?? Oh yeah...like that one time at Disneyworld when the black woman said to her youngest black child, "Calm down my silly n*gg*r, its just a cotton-pickin' costume for Allah's sake!"*rolls eyes*"

Hanapana commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked

"@oolishfay: So does this mean that he ages faster too?"

Hanapana commented on Angelina Jolie: 'The Moment I Realized Brad Had Interests, I Knew I Had To Carry His Love-Children'

"He tries to be architect-like and she tries to be saint-like."

Hanapana commented on Tom Cruise Sends Katie Holmes To Scientology's Version Of Guantanamo

"Ever notice how much Scientology mirrors "The Ministry Of Truth" in George Orwell's 1984?"