Hanapana commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked

"@oolishfay: So does this mean that he ages faster too?"

Hanapana commented on Angelina Jolie: 'The Moment I Realized Brad Had Interests, I Knew I Had To Carry His Love-Children'

"He tries to be architect-like and she tries to be saint-like."

Hanapana commented on Tom Cruise Sends Katie Holmes To Scientology's Version Of Guantanamo

"Ever notice how much Scientology mirrors "The Ministry Of Truth" in George Orwell's 1984?"

Hanapana commented on Teenagers Fuck (And Other Lessons From The Miley Cyrus Debacle)

"Why is that vampire chick on VF?"

Hanapana commented on Video Reveals Tom Waits is a Decent Enough Muse For Scarlett Johansson

"I didn't know she was British...is that accent new?"

Hanapana commented on Paris Hilton Is Not A Fan Of Kim Kardashian's 'Cottage Cheese In A Trash Bag' Butt

"Looking at Kim and Paris...is like comparing Marilyn Monroe and Olive Oyl."

Hanapana commented on Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis

"@Trixie from Toronto: Shhhhh....I think their bodyguards know "Scientology tactics" and aren't afraid to use them."

Hanapana commented on Hold The Phone: Nicole Richie Can Sing?

"OH, I almost forgot.....Uncle Kracker be pissed because she obviously stole his sheet music."

Hanapana commented on Hold The Phone: Nicole Richie Can Sing?

"How many verses are in this song?"

Hanapana commented on Schwarzenegger Tank Rides Will Fix Corrupted L.A. Youth Once and For All

"Ahhnold and George W."

Hanapana commented on Last Negotiator Standing

"Phillip Bloch is obviously waiting for someone to inch their ass close enough to his already puckered lips."