Frecklepup commented on Angelina Jolie's Disappearing Mole

"There's not enough Photoshop in a Cray to render her attractive."

Frecklepup commented on Spencer Pratt Wants $100k Just to Leave the House

"He looks impotent."

Frecklepup commented on Oscar-Winning Director Sydney Pollack Dead at 73

"Sydney Pollack was a genius, with a great face."

Frecklepup commented on Do Not Leave Jonathan Rhys Meyers Alone With Your Puppy. He Will Eat It.

"I'd boycott Johnathon's "work" because he's an inhumane jerk but I'm already not watching anything he's in because he's ugly and can't act."

Frecklepup commented on Defamer Presents The 25 Least Funny People In America

"Wasn't SNL enough proof?"

Frecklepup commented on Defamer Presents The 25 Least Funny People In America

"Seth, Yvonnjanae is a woman."

Frecklepup commented on Justin Timberlake Thinks 'Madge Or Whatever She Calls Herself' Isn't Nearly As Hip As He Is

"What do you mean IF?"

Frecklepup commented on Ex-'SNL' Star Finds Career Resuscitation As Viable Late Night Jimmy-Alternative

"Caption: Jimmy Fallon stands between Lorne Michaels and Jeff Zucker, the two men he blew to get the Late Night hosting job."

Frecklepup commented on Craig Ferguson To Recall All The African-American Congressmen He's Bedded In Upcoming Memoir

"Craig is too proud of his enormous genteleman's trouser equipment to waste it on a Congressman."

Frecklepup commented on Is There Really A Difference Between A Natalie Portman "Type" And A Scarlett Johansson "Type"?

"The first line should have read, " "It's not easy to find an actresss with less talent than Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson.""

Frecklepup commented on Craig Ferguson As Tom Cruise

"I'm vindicated!"