FlangeSqueal commented on Sarah Palin vs. Liz Lemon: Who'd Make the Better Veep?

"Did you go to the dailyKos site and investigate the pictures that clearly indicate that 'governor' Palin was NOT pregnant with anything just before the miraculous birth of the defective baby ? She flew hither and yon with no special treatment (as is required by pregnant mothers) just before giving birth to the defective Mongoloid in an ill-equipped hospital in some MooseSpit, Alaska location. Yeah - right. Floozie daughter spit out defective tyke and Mom decided to make Republiscum points by making the Mongoloid her own and mentioning that they didn't abort the little drooler. Pathetic."

FlangeSqueal commented on Immaculate Male Pop Star Conception Month Continues With Twins For Ricky Martin!

"Ricky had to get a SURROGATE to bear his children ?"

FlangeSqueal commented on Touring the Exotic Public Restrooms of China, With Your Host Conan O'Brien

"The heathen Chinee, hung like tiny hamsters, followers of a dead FatAss Chong that hated the White Race, scored a big one in world domination as they forced the rancid 'olympic committee' into accepting their hosting these games. They built their venues with slave labour in a matter of months - it is an abomination of the 'olympic spirit' to award the games to a slave-labour nation of godless Chong such as the Chinee. I will not buy a single thing advertised on the Chong olympics."

FlangeSqueal commented on Into The Diaspora: UA To Wander In Hollywood Desert For Another 40 Years

"The latest picture of Teeny Tom with the Moe Howard haircut was taken while he scared fans in Japan during a recent tour there to assure his flagging ego that SOMEONE on earth - even the hamster-hung Japanese - would come and ask for his 'artograf' and ask after the health of his 'wife', 'Katie-san.' My question is - why does he seem to think it is necessary for him to grimace and pump up his eensy biceps and make the veins in his skinny neck pop out when there's a camera present ? His poor slave/captive "wife"-beard Katie has taken to do the same thing. Scaring away Thetans ? What a demented little man."

FlangeSqueal commented on Blind Item Guessing Game: Who's Gay, Closeted And Wants You To Fuck Their Wife?

"Vinnie Barbarino's famously icky lip-lock with nonagenarian Kirk Douglas and his shameless cruising of young starboys (and countless pictures in many media magazines showing him drooling over BoyPussy)at recent awards ceremonies makes him and his beard the hands-down favorite. Thetans, my aching ass. He surely hasn't grown any brains since Kotter, now has he ?"

FlangeSqueal commented on Mom, Who's The Dude In The Blue Shirt?

"Poor Teeny Tom."

FlangeSqueal commented on Help Us Cast 'The Michael Phelps Story'

"C'mon - Michael Phelps is a GOD. Leave him be. I mean it."

FlangeSqueal commented on Shia LaBeouf Wishes He Could Limit Himself To Just One Barrel- Sized Cocktail Per Evening

"Poor Kweer-named boi. Better get into rehab as fast as your little legs can carry you - else you'll end up as irrelevant and underemployed as the Two Jew Coreys. Best wishes, stoopid."

FlangeSqueal commented on For Your Consideration: Bruce Willis As A Tantrum-Throwing Alec Baldwin In 'What Just Happened?'

"Bruce is all pissed that a Teen heart-throb is balling his ex, drooling Cock-Hound Dummi Moore. What a loser. Be glad somebody wants to give you a job, baldy."

FlangeSqueal commented on 'Heidi Fleiss' Doc Directors Recall Her Joys, Pleasures and the Pitfalls of Bird-Love

"Her lips look as slack as John Travolta's sore, poofed-out asshole."

FlangeSqueal commented on Strike A Pose!

"I don't think that's actually a REAL Bulldog - symbol and mascot of the Marine Corps, etc., I believe it is one of those breathy, drooly, itch-factory pug-like miniature Poofter-Dogs....the one retirees in Scottsdale put little aluminum-foil booties on to take walks on the melting tarred roads, even early in the morning. I should have added "...barky...""

FlangeSqueal commented on Tom Cruise and The Bizarre Gifts That Keep Giving (Giving His Friends The Creeps, That Is)

"This picture of the twisted rictus the Teeny One sports proves he is incapable of closing his chiclet-toothed mouth. What a pathetic yob."

FlangeSqueal commented on Tom, Do You Like My New Look?

"@LadySmut: I think he's standing on a curb and she's approaching, about ten feet away, still on the lower driveway."

FlangeSqueal commented on The New Yorker's 'Tasteless' Obama Cover

"It seems all the home-skooled idiots are reacting to this satire as if it was a serious slam to Barry Obama and his wife. You morons had better read up on the New Yorker philosophy and what they have been doing for the past fifty-plus years. If I was the editor of the New Yorker and was faced with the questions and idiotic comments about this I would simply say, " It is what it is; do your own research on our magazine's philosophy and smell you later." This politically correct horseshit has got to end. Nigger - get over it."

FlangeSqueal commented on All-Wicker Set Planned For Tom Cruise's 'Oprah' Return

"Hey, "racist police force," I said "blubber lips" because that's what Okrah sports - big, rubbery bootlips. She's BLACK - not white - despite her processed hair and oh so light-skinned fruit 'boyfriend' Steadforth...or whomever. Who the fuck is she that we have surrendered our entertainment selections to her and her ignorant, eleventh-grade education ? Give me a fucking break!"

FlangeSqueal commented on Tom Cruise's Comeback Film: A Village People Biopic, Starring Tom Cruise In Every Role

"Poor dyslexic Teeny Tommy. Not only does he need 'readers' to help him learn his few and far-between scripts...but now everyone is noticing that he's a poofter. At long last."

FlangeSqueal commented on Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed

"I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Gotta go."

FlangeSqueal commented on Stephen Baldwin Will Leave The Country If Barack Obama Becomes President!

"And what would we have to contribute, via a tag-day or a bake-sale, to assure us that the rest of the talentless and ugly Baldwin tribe would join him in his hegira out of our Happy Nation ? These vapid half-wit Thespians think, I guess, that, a lot like high school drama society - if you're a star in a play, you can be a TOTAL stroke-off and everyone will LOVE your misbehaviour and will continue to love and revere you. Not quite, Baldwin-Boobs. Your marginal talents have all run their respective courses and we are DONE with you all. None of you are YOUNG anymore and the looks have LEFT YOU. Fat, paunchy Thespians are on every street corner - even in Chicago, boyos. So go Fuck Yourselves."