Elsie_Tanner commented on Lynne Spears Book Tour to Address The Real Victim: Lynne Spears

""We didn't know what we were doing"."

Elsie_Tanner commented on Suri Cruise Attempts To Mask Her Contempt For Her Mother's Leggings

"and to echo a previous defamer - let the child walk!"

Elsie_Tanner commented on Chosen Two Outed As Test Tube Babies

"Wasn't there a Defamer post a while back speculating that the suspicious number of twin births in Hollywood of late (Julia Roberts' kids, Brad n Ange er...) was due to IVF?"

Elsie_Tanner commented on Batman Vs. Momzo the Clown: Your Christian Bale Kin-Assault Round-Up

"Yes, an assault in England could in theory be verbal because assault is "committed when a person intentionally or recklessly causes another to apprehend the immediate infliction of unlawful force." ie he was about to lamp his mother. But on the other hand, we don't execute mentally ill people (or anyone in fact) or hand out semi-automatic weapons to every passing five year old. Are you sure we're the wackos?"

Elsie_Tanner commented on Tom Cruise and The Bizarre Gifts That Keep Giving (Giving His Friends The Creeps, That Is)

"@NotReadyForPrimeTime: If Kidman cared about her kids she'd either a) live with them or b) live near them rather than leave them to be home-schooled with their nutjob father and his bonkers 'religion'."

Elsie_Tanner commented on Vanilla Ice's Domestic Battery Arrest Reminds Local News Anchor of a Song

"Wow."

Elsie_Tanner commented on Sarah Jessica Parker Less Than Thrilled After Being Voted 'Unsexiest' Woman In Hollywood

"I don't understand why SJP cares what the fratboys at Maxim think."

Elsie_Tanner commented on Breaking: Patrick Swayze 'Has Five Weeks To Live' Due To Spread Of Pancreatic Cancer

"Bill Hicks and now Patrick!"

Elsie_Tanner commented on "IKE Turner, musician and

"@BubTubJunky: "It's a judgment call and I'm making it." Bill Hicks 1 God 0."

Elsie_Tanner commented on Ill-Gotten 'Crash' Oscar Returned To Rightful Winner

"And Titanic."