Dusty in the Wind commented on "I'm not saying I'm depending on Maxim to keep me alive over there, but it helps."

"If these coddled fancy boys would quit wanking it in the Green Zone in between eating Subway sandwiches and emailing their mommies, we'd be marching to Iran by now!!!"

Dusty in the Wind commented on "I'm not saying I'm depending on Maxim to keep me alive over there, but it helps."

"Those magazines and the impure thoughts they inspire sap our American fighting men of their vital bodily fluids, inhibiting their will to kill for our oil-thirsty empire."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Nathaniel Rich On Growing Up As A Rich Kid

"Well, whatever he gained in connections/privilege was more than subtracted from the looks department. When things sort of balance out like that, I'm cool with it."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Woman Wants Six Figures For Alleged Lohan Coat Theft

"If this gal is, as it appears, a wealthy and flashy Russian, chances are LiLo better settle up fast..."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Lourdes Ciccone Leon Looks Less Like Madge, More Like That Other Celebrity Adoptress

"The mustache is gonna be kickin' it live absent some major cosmetic attention."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Madonna Slips Female Fan Some Tongue On Stage, Lourdes Asks 'Is Mommy Gay?'

"Momm's not gay, honey. Just a full-service ho."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Madonna Slips Female Fan Some Tongue On Stage, Lourdes Asks 'Is Mommy Gay?'

"Vanilla Ice.."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Anna Wintour's "Curious" Dress At The Big Ball

"Don't know which member of the Velvet Mafia Wintour crossed..."

Dusty in the Wind commented on No One Likes Anyone Anymore

"Bitches."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Are Celebrities Done With Brooklyn?

"Nobody better pay that."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Leigh Lezark's High School Hijinks

"You're from New Jersey?! Ah,ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Okay, but I still love you. In fact, now seeing your life's unquenchable mission to flee the indelible shame of your origins, I love you more."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Sarah Jessica Parker's Friends Are Indulging Sycophants, Just Like On the Show!

"Ladies, this photo raises a very important issue. At some point, you have to ask yourselves what's really important: being thin or being attractive. I realize there are messages out there telling you thin is attractive. Not quite. Thin may play a role, yes, but as this photo illustrates, when it's the only role, you're gonna end up looking frightening as shit."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Not Portfolio?

"I hope the photo is deceiving... Otherwise it has ruined my day."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Obsequious Murdoch Stiffed In China

"Or is it integrity?"

Dusty in the Wind commented on Obsequious Murdoch Stiffed In China

"Further evidence that the Chinese are smarter than we are..."

Dusty in the Wind commented on 'The Empire Strikes Barack'

"Ian, the Force is with you."

Dusty in the Wind commented on Tom Hanks Endorses Barack

"Thanks, Hanks."

Dusty in the Wind commented on One More Thing

"Sorry, it's too good (and prescient)not to plug again:

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