DrFeelgood's Messages

DrFeelgood commented on Interrogation Expert Denise Richards Nearly Elicits Nephew's Masturbatory Confession

"Why don't they show the part where she looks at him with her vacant, dead predatory eyes gently informs him in her grating monotone voice: "Sex is just a workout that earns girls 'points' towards a house or new car."

http://defamer.com/5020932/#c6528847 11:23 AM on Jul 5

DrFeelgood commented on PETA Would Rather Tinker With Sharon Stone's Brain Than Wear Fur

"Just run a Voight-Kampf test on her. We all know the answer already: Replicant."

http://defamer.com/397904/#c6526050 8:14 PM on Jul 4

DrFeelgood commented on Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won't Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn

"Can't wait for Peter Cooks next book, "I Jerked Off In Front Of A Web Cam And Made A Million Dollars...And So Can You!""

http://defamer.com/397901/#c6520582 10:19 PM on Jul 3

DrFeelgood commented on Superman To Become Less Terrible (Maybe)

"@Kylo4: Or...too many steady shots of flying around meat. Ugh..."

http://defamer.com/397785/#c6501636 11:30 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on In Honor of The 4th of July, Megan Fox Wins Her Independence From Brian Austin Green

"@trythisathome: Why is she pooping in the tub?"

http://defamer.com/397795/#c6501582 11:19 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on With Brenda Back And Donna Out, Which '90210' Alums Are Officially Returning To The Peach Pit?

"If Shannen comes back, I want her "A" game.DUI, Divorce, Physical Assaults, etc.Anything less would be an embarassment."

http://defamer.com/5021558/#c6501565 11:16 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on Before Harvey's Greed, Resentment

"As much as you may not like him, Harvey's got a valid point."

http://gawker.com/5021511/#c6501537 11:11 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on Donald Trump: A Sexist Dinosaur

"Hmmm, me wonder if he lost all his $$ and was going to prison if his way too hot and much younger wife would stand by his side."

http://gawker.com/5021539/#c6501522 11:07 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on Is A-Rod's Wife Also Having an Affair... with Lenny Kravitz?

"Now everybody has herpes!"

http://gawker.com/5021640/#c6501468 10:59 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on Meet the Shack

"Love me my Kozy Shack Tapioca!Or as Dennis The Menace once called it: "Please pass the fish eyes and glue"."

http://gawker.com/5021706/#c6501409 10:52 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on In Honor of The 4th of July, Megan Fox Wins Her Independence From Brian Austin Green

"@Dimo: Agreed."

http://defamer.com/397795/#c6499523 7:39 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on Finally, A Superhero - American For The Rest Of Us

"I almost thought this guy was a racist.But then I called him and the white boy that answers his phone assured me that was not the case. Had me until he included Underdog. That was uncalled for."

http://defamer.com/397796/#c6499231 7:17 PM on Jul 2

DrFeelgood commented on Tatum O'Neal Ticketed $95 For Trying To Spend Twice That On Crack