DexterRiley commented on This Day In Hollywood Catfight History Presents: When Bette Bludgeoned Joan

"Hate to break everybody's bubble, but that's an old Hollywood story and totally apocryphal."

DexterRiley commented on Meathead's Gay Marriage Statement

""Already, there is a campaign being organized to overturn this decision at the ballot box."

DexterRiley commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?

"@NoWireHangers: Seriously?"

DexterRiley commented on Body Greaser Disappointed It's Not Gisele, But The Girl From 'The Hills' Will Do Just Fine

"Beats looking at Paltrow naked."

DexterRiley commented on Gwyneth Loses The Short Skirts And Hooker Heels For Au Naturel 'GQ' Shoot

"@Shumina: No sale.1) Ass still not counter-balanced properly by an at least minimally proportional rack.2) Scary fucking dead eyes."

DexterRiley commented on Live, From New York, It's Saturday Night: Defamer Pays A Visit To Studio 8H

"I thought I was reading a NBC press release."

DexterRiley commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Abs Are Living The American Dream

"@Oxytone: Yeah, we're the mean-spirited name-callers -- likening conservatives to the "...same end of the rope as Al Qaeda and the Taliban.""

DexterRiley commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Abs Are Living The American Dream

"@baileyswalk:You need to read the post a little more carefully: "...that most of the douche bags featured on this site are Left-leaning...." That means anybody who shows up here is a celebrity douche -- Right or Left."

DexterRiley commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Abs Are Living The American Dream

"@shag_carpet_bomb: Come on...sure it has something to do with what side of the aisle they sit on -- that's the hypocrisy of the Left."

DexterRiley commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Abs Are Living The American Dream

"Ann Coulter? Try Laura Ingraham."

DexterRiley commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Abs Are Living The American Dream

"Republican chicks are so much hotter."

DexterRiley commented on Mr. Owen, We're Sorry, But We Ran Out Of Coffee

"He's the best (check out his series Chancer) and would have made a superior Bond, but I'm glad he turned it down."

DexterRiley commented on Scarlett Johansson Shows Off New Engagement Ring, But How Does It Compare To Celebrity Rocks Of Yore?

"@La Cieca:That was my first thought, too -- now that's a rock."

DexterRiley commented on Three Reasons Why We Won't Be Watching MTV's 'Legally Blonde' Reality Show

"Please tell me you're joking? So I'm supposed to jack it to Reese cavorting to These are a Few of My Favorite Things -- and I won't even be allowed to hear the music? Or see her two favorite "things?""

DexterRiley commented on Jerry Seinfeld Now Topping TomKat's Scientology Recruitment List As Cruise Family Takes Manhattan

"@applejuice: That was always the most obvious clue to this whole fake fucking pregnancy, but nobody every mentions it."

DexterRiley commented on Three Reasons Why We Won't Be Watching MTV's 'Legally Blonde' Reality Show

"Who cares about Broadway or reality shows or Hillary's muff."

DexterRiley commented on 'The View' Audience In Critical Condition After Patricia Heaton Devours All Available Oxygen

"I think she looks hot (except for the weirdly akimbo arms)."

DexterRiley commented on Official Site Guarantees Safe Websurfing Environment For Tom Cruise-Lovers

"And of course, "working on the script" means feverishing trying to figure out what all those dancing letters mean to his alphabet-soup deciphering brain of his, before giving up and making a P.A."