<![CDATA[Comments from Desk_hack]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Desk_hack]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Chivalrous Steve Carell Saves Anne Hathaway From Ex's Voracious Italian Countrymen]]> @hummingpenguin: THANK you. I just can't bring myself to think ill of Steve. @sakimotokitty: You got anything to back up that claim?

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Christopher Ciccone's Tell-All Only Serves To Reestablish Madonna's Sorely Missed Bad Girl Rep]]> @OldTowneTavern: You're on fire today. I think it's the new avatar.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on The Stanley Cup Had A Way More Fabulous, Celebrity-Filled Fourth Of July Than You Did]]> It belongs near ice only, not sand. I blame Pivs, the fucker. Have some respect.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Is A Helicopter Really That Necessary? I'm Just Trying To Do Some Crunches In Peace]]> @gawksFromaRock: Another word: pecs.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Secrets Of The Prosthetic Member: 'Tell Me' Star Tells All]]> Gah! This show is so insipid. Every character reminds me of the self-absorbed fucktards I have to deal with anytime I (stupidly) shop at the Whole Foods in Brentwood.

But Adam is delish.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Meet Joan Graves, the Most Powerful Censor in the Film Industry]]> @Assistant/Atlas: I really wish you were on here more often. Stop being such a part-time lover.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on The Hot Celebrity Lesbian Affair It Took Us A Year To Notice]]> This whole thing smacks of Madonna & Sandra. Or even moreso, Madonna & Ingrid.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Who Should Serial Monogamist Drew Barrymore Date Next?]]> David Letterman. They've already come pretty close to second base on his show.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Songs In The Key Of Molls]]> Seth, pretty please with sugar on top, can I be Defamer Ketch? You can pay me in sandwiches and Orangina.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on A Very <i>Real Housewives</i> Independence Day]]> Everything just farted class...

Oh Richard, how I do love you.

And "alls" I know is that LuAnn looks ridiculous.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Another Year Of Just Barely Keeping It Together]]> @Losin_it: "A" for effort.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Seth MacFarlane Takes First Step Towards Alienating His Stoner Frat Boy Audience]]> Seth, pot is all you'll have once you're done with your court-ordered rehab stint for booze, which should be happening in 5...4....3...

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Midwest Airlines CEO Takes 40% Pay Cut]]> I'm jumping on the bandwagon with the other Midwest lovers. Back when they had direct flights from LAX to Omaha (sadly, no more), they were a pleasure to fly. Can you remember the last time you used that word with an airline? I actually looked forward to flying with them, so much so that the last time I had to go back to NE, I considered flying through Kansas City - out of my way - just to travel with them again.

I don't care what Hoeksema made by selling his stock; he's taking a stand that other CEOs should be taking right now.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Another Year Of Just Barely Keeping It Together]]> Jamie Lynn Sigler would go to the opening of a Sprinkles box. Jamie, start saying "no" once in a while.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on The One With The Cast Of 'Friends' Wanting In On A Little Of That 'SATC' Movie Action]]> @OldTowneTavern: Now THAT is something I'd get excited for. I could use a little Chris in the Morning right about now.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen Encourage You To Try The Veal]]> It's for the Just for Laughs festival. Apatow & Co. are doing a big show up there this year.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Seth MacFarlane Will Now Take Over The Internet]]> @sckmidry: Seth, how many of the show's 17 writers did you use to come up with this?

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Corey Haim Peers Through The Defamer Looking Glass, Darkly]]> @Nunaurbiz: Wow. That was so very "the more you know". Wait, was that a star and a rainbow that just flew overhead?

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Well, If T.R. Likes It, Then I'm Buying It]]> Joshua, just so you know, this house won't be yours, either.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Madonna's Next Single Likely To Be 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E']]> @Trixie from Toronto: I think that embarrassed look started around their wedding date.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Angelina Jolie Rumor Mill: Heroin Babies, Prosthetic Bumps, And Chosen Preemies?]]> @Dave J.: That's assuming that her due date was August-whatever. I think that ET was right, that she was due in June. She's been looking HUGE and ready to pop for a while, even taking into account that she's having twins. And don't discount the fake tummy; this is the same woman who went to f-ing Namibia to have her first kid just to try to escape the press.

@Crinkelbert_Fishtybuns: Yeah, I thought that, too, but what has she really "nabbed" lately, other than her own baby?

Ok, back to the snark. Where's Heigl?

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Rejected by Barack Obama, Crestfallen Activist Scarlett Johansson Will Never E-Mail Again]]> Scarlett, I swear to God, you're already at the top of my list for that Waits album. If you fuck this up, too, you better go into hiding!

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Top Ten Worst Kissers In Hollywood: From The 'Icky' To The 'Sweaty' To Tongues That Taste Like 'Kitty Litter']]> I want someone to out Sarah Jessica Parker. She's the most awkward to watch, at least. Anytime she went in for a kiss on S&TC, she looked like she was smashing her entire face against whatever unfortunate co-star she was sharing the scene with.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed]]> @Boop97006: That was your phone sex alias, wasn't it?

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on We Nominate Molesty Matt Damon For Mr. Shoop In 'Summer School' Reenvisioning]]> Who'd like to fuck Matt Damon now?

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Three Reasons Why Madonna Will Never Have 'Incredible Sex' With Guy Ritchie Again]]> @NotReadyForPrimeTime: Good. Then the two of them can run off together to one of those islands featured on "The Fabulous Life Of..." that I've never heard of, where they can eat raw fennel bulbs and raise their kids without the evils of television, a medium only good when used for whoring out their latest projects.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Either I'm Super Tall Or Everyone Else Is Real Tiny]]> She's just flat-out stunning, and that cop looks like Dov Davidoff.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on There's a 'School of Rock 2' Script, and it Made Mike White Cry]]> @heidiho: I'll PM it to you.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Affleck Remembers The Good Old Days]]> @procrastinator, esq.: I'm with you on that. Oh, Boston boys. What is it in the water back there? I know it's not the Charles.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on There's a 'School of Rock 2' Script, and it Made Mike White Cry]]> How cute. I wonder who he stole it from.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Don't You Think Jack Bauer Deserves To Get The New iPhone A Few Weeks Early?]]> Ugh, kick me while I'm down. First George dies, now I have to look at a picture of Kiefer with his harpy girlwhore.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Sh*t, P*ss, F*ck, C*nt, C**ks**ker, Motherf**ker and T*ts: George Carlin Is No Longer With Us]]> I have no words...not even seven.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Exclusive: MTV Video Music Awards Are Leaving Las Vegas, Bound For L.A.]]> They're still producing this fucking thing?

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Bored Wars: A New Hope!]]> @heidiho: YAY!

Also, someone needs to make one for Lisanti.

]]> <![CDATA[Desk_hack commented on Before They Had Stylists: A Look Back At Stars' First Time On A Red Carpet]]> Wow. Annie Get Your Fashion.

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