Desk_hack commented on She Just Keeps On Getting Bigger and Bigger, at 11:37 AM on May 21 Ah, it does my heart good to see a Midwestern pizza chain referenced on Defamer. more »

Desk_hack commented on Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!, at 1:07 PM on May 20 @Al_Pastor: I'll do it if you give me a stylist and a make-up artist. more »

Desk_hack commented on Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!, at 11:54 AM on May 20 @heidiho: Agreed. more »

Desk_hack commented on 'Living Lohan' Pulls The Curtain Back To Reveal The Real Dina Lohan, Daughter-Pimping Warts And All, at 8:05 PM on May 19 Love the chyron flashed under her: Dina Lohan Manager / Mom In that order...always. more »

Desk_hack commented on Britney Spears Lets Her Weave Down On Mel Gibson-Funded Vacation, But Who's The Mystery Man?, at 12:21 PM on May 19 Cheeto bump. more »

Desk_hack commented on Justin Timberlake Thinks 'Madge Or Whatever She Calls Herself' Isn't Nearly As Hip As He Is, at 6:47 PM on May 16 @Little Mintz Sunshine: Yup. more »

Desk_hack commented on No Time To Hit The Gym, Dr. Jones?, at 5:09 PM on May 16 @Leviticus_71: Hyphenate, capitalize, punctuate all you want. more »

Desk_hack commented on Portia De Rossi-DeGeneres The Happiest Girl In The Room, at 4:08 PM on May 16 Ok, I'm a sap. more »

Desk_hack commented on Back Up! Back Up! This Lady Could Explode!, at 6:54 PM on May 15 August my ass. more »

Desk_hack commented on Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi, at 5:47 PM on May 15 I've been to parties like that, and people like Greta and her insufferable friends are the reason you need to be stoned in the first place. more »

Desk_hack commented on Early 'Sex And The City' Review Prepares You To Hunker Down For A Five-Episode Marathon, at 1:57 PM on May 15 @Sleepyhead: $25, which would cover the dime bag I'd have to inhale prior to show time, and the munchies I'd buy to follow. more »

Desk_hack commented on Early 'Sex And The City' Review Prepares You To Hunker Down For A Five-Episode Marathon, at 12:47 PM on May 15 @Mark Graham: Gah! more »

Desk_hack commented on And now, a very important, at 1:59 AM on May 15 What the FUCK is happening to this MOTHERFUCKING site???? more »

Desk_hack commented on Dolly Parton Threatening To Sue Howard Stern For Tossing Her Lovely Audio Book Into A Filth Salad (NSFW), at 8:41 PM on May 14 Ooooooh, you do not mess with Dolly. more »

Desk_hack commented on Tracing Shia LaBeouf Back To His Humble Origins As An Echo Park Hot Dog Carnie, at 5:39 PM on May 13 @Mephisto_Bonk: I feel exactly the same way, though you're even a little nicer than me. more »

Desk_hack commented on Steve Martin And Diane Keaton To Bicker At A Cineplex Near You, at 2:41 PM on May 13 @WGARefugee: Bowfinger. more »

Desk_hack commented on Jimmy Fallon Drops By 'Conan' To Remind You Why You'll Never Tune In To NBC At 12:30 A.M. Again, at 1:57 PM on May 13 @NoWireHangers: & @Beresford: I used to think he was just adorably nervous. more »

Desk_hack commented on Gwyneth Loses The Short Skirts And Hooker Heels For Au Naturel 'GQ' Shoot, at 1:54 PM on May 13 Never in my life have I wanted to eat a cheeseburger more than I do right now. more »