Cultmember commented on Ben Kingsley Loves You And You

"Next on Cops: Mesopotamia - Gilgamesh is forced to take a DUI test after driving his Mazda Chimera erratically then crashing into a Ziggurat."

Cultmember commented on Coleman Promises to Be Nice to Al Franken For Three Weeks

"Al Franken is running against the villain from "The Crow"?"

Cultmember commented on Ben Kingsley Loves You And You

"@Leviticus_71: Already did that with Bloodrayne...and with Uwe Boll no less."

Cultmember commented on Hayden Christensen Feels Like He's Walking On Sunshine!

"Polo Man, Polo Man, does whatever Polo can!"

Cultmember commented on When Dark-Haired Men Were Kings

"SubGenius Bob Dobbs with a dyejob?"

Cultmember commented on The Song Of The Summer Is A Little Late

""Put a Ring on It" was a reference to the time Beyonce asked Matthew McConaughey to get in a bathtub."

Cultmember commented on Do I Look Like A Vice President Now?

"@Beppo: That would be more presidential than vice-presidential"

Cultmember commented on McCain-Fearing Diddy Finally Has Nickname He Will Never Use: 'That One'

"@invictus13: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"

Cultmember commented on EXCLUSIVE: Clint Eastwood Likens '08 Election to Oprah Car Giveaway

"@Colonel Mustard: It originates from that famous old analogy -- "Build a fire for someone and they'll be warm for the night; light someone up on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life.""

Cultmember commented on Cardboard Jesus, Ang Lee's Blood, and Other Things Nick Nolte Lost In the Fire

"Betcha more than half of stuff Nolte bought at Crispin Glover's garage sale."