Cultmember commented on Interrogation Expert Denise Richards Nearly Elicits Nephew's Masturbatory Confession

"Overlooked the coupe de nasty, at the end of the episode he asked his aunt to autograph his copy!"

Cultmember commented on John Mayer's Career Vs. John Mayer's Love Life: Does One Not Exist Without The Other?

"The bottom photo looks like a deleted scene from John Carpenter's "The Thing" and he just failed MacReady's blood test!"

Cultmember commented on Can Tara Reid Just Walk Into Hyde For Her Reality Show Cameras Without Having To Be Humiliated By An Asian Paparazzo? Thanks.

"Isn't the bouncer the guy from Scare Tactics who had a meltdown when he got jumped by "Ratman" Brown Jenkins?"

Cultmember commented on The One With The Cast Of 'Friends' Wanting In On A Little Of That 'SATC' Movie Action

"What a novelty, a direct to landfill movie!"

Cultmember commented on David Hasselhoff To Spend Summer Scaring London Tourists

"Gorgo's attacking Big Ben!"

Cultmember commented on Will Ferrell To Play Drunk, Naked Watson To Sacha Baron Cohen's Sherlock

"The sequel to the Gene Wilder movie...only it's Sherlock Holmes' dumber brother in "The 'Tard of the Baskervilles"."

Cultmember commented on Josh Hartnett Latest In Long List Of Celebs To Make Ill-Fated Decision To Dabble In Theater

"How can he do theater, he doesn't even have any facial expressions, so how can he project to the back rows?"

Cultmember commented on Oliver Stone Turning 'W' Into Something Resembling 'Oil Fields Of Dreams'

"Looking at that photo you just know Stone is gonna include the Skull & Bones initiation, you know the one...circle yerks on the skull of Geronimo."

Cultmember commented on Michael Bay Pays Tribute To His Shit-Blowing-Up Forebears

"He looks more like he was born in an anamorphic wind-tunnel."

Cultmember commented on Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

"Like the late George Carlin said "Sometimes a cigar is a big brown....""

Cultmember commented on Mary-Kate Olsen Vs. Spencer Pratt: The Backstory Behind Their War Of Words

"Notice how he's the only one in the photo with replicant red-eye."

Cultmember commented on Hilary Swank Cleverly Ensures Third Oscar Win By Revisiting Her 'Boys Don't Cry' Haircut

"Looking more like Matt before than the real Matt does now."

Cultmember commented on Guillermo del Toro Would Sooner Burn Down Hollywood than Make Second 'Hobbit' Film

"When is Del Toro gonna stop dicking around and direct "At the Mountains of Madness"?"

Cultmember commented on From High Atop His Lake Como Villa, George Clooney Preaches Solidarity In Looming SAG Non-Crisis

"Isn't he the one who quit the group cause his mom invented liquid paper?"

Cultmember commented on Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed

"She exudes roofie from every pore."

Cultmember commented on Lesbian Elephants, Anti-Comedy and More Winning Buzz From 'The Love Guru''s Opening Day

"The Guru of Disguise?"

Cultmember commented on Horror Fans Angered After Learning Lionsgate's 'Midnight Meat Train' Is Now A DVD-Express

"M."

Cultmember commented on Gisele Bundchen Forgets Pants, Boyfriend in 'GQ' Interview

"She's the gangliest, lankiest, most assless brazilian that ever existed, so naturally she's considered a sex symbol in America."