Creepmouse commented on Eli Manning And Wife In Desperate Need Of A Queer-Eyeing

"@I Heart Poop: @I Heart Poop: Yes but when you factor in that she's recycling her outfit from the Grove before the LSU from sophomore year, it's actually sort of impressive that she can still get into it."

Creepmouse commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""Whether the rock hits the pitcher or the pitcher hits the rock, things are going to be bad for the pitcher." --SanchoIUB"

Creepmouse commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

""I'll shake the trees and you rake the leaves and we'll truck 'er down the highway." --10fourGoodBuddy"

Creepmouse commented on The Tracey Fragments Could Be the Most Annoying Movie Ever

"While I don't see this one surpassing Thumbsucker as the perfect storm of pretentious indie grabassery, I suppose anything is possible."

Creepmouse commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"I'd like to say the earth's not the center of the universe, but I recant."

Creepmouse commented on Gee, Your New Rule Smells Terrific

"Why is Kima Greggs wearing that football uniform?"

Creepmouse commented on Miami Hurricanes SID Seems To Be A Bit Of A Monster

"@HIV 2 Elway: Speaking of whom, it turns out in retrospect that the refrain, "Take it!"

Creepmouse commented on Who Is Impenna Never-Trated?

"In Ted's universe, is there an ostensibly hetero actor who DOESN'T secretly take it up the ass?"

Creepmouse commented on The End Of Schadenfreude: A Cheerleader Dies From Breast Implants

"And somewhere in Teen Angel Heaven, Ram Sweeney wonders why: 1) God had to kill such hot snatch; and 2) everybody's so serious."

Creepmouse commented on UCLA's Non-Foul, And Huggy Bear Sober In The Sweet 16

" In a way, West Virginia and Huggins have always been a perfect fit, and not just because he went to school there.But also because he has the haircut of a man who can afford to pay $100 for a haircut but can't quite let go of either the mullet of his youth or the duck's ass of his father's. "

Creepmouse commented on Things That Draw In Denver When Attendance Is Dead

"@BigTenObsession: Give it a name."

Creepmouse commented on Take a Picture, It'll Last Longer... Then Shred It

"@Innings Eater: If, by dominate, you mean lean on the other team's big man for six minutes or six fouls, whichever comes first, then yeah."

Creepmouse commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"I think I can get past the outer limits of Erin's personal space and give her dignity some trouble."

Creepmouse commented on To Watch Tonight

""Look at that little monkey go!""

Creepmouse commented on Mt. St. Mary's Can Dance, But No Touching!

"@Storming the Floor: Sure."

Creepmouse commented on Oral For Everyone!!!!

"@André Roussimoff: That creep can roll, man."

Creepmouse commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"You can't overlook Omar, I don't care whose 19 bodies you got in the vacants, you feel me?"

Creepmouse commented on Dad Will Be Darned If That Fancy Club Rips Him Off

"@SeaBassTian: Since doing so would likely put me in proximity to douchebags who say things like, "nature of the nightlife beast" and "out and about in clubland", no."