CrankYank commented on Morrissey In Israel

"The last album was good, but the entire audience at his Boston show last summer was middle-aged guys in polo shirts."

CrankYank commented on Defamer Combine-O-Tron 2000 Reveals The Horrifying Face Of This Year's Emmys Host

"The person formerly assigned to Keira Knightly's breasts now seems to be working on that nose."

CrankYank commented on One More Thing: Who is Your 90s Crush?

"George Stephanopoulos when he was a really good campaign operative and not a really bad journalist."

CrankYank commented on One More Thing: Who is Your 90s Crush?

"Cmon, I wasn't the only one slumming in daytime TV as a teenager, was I? Jack & Jennifer 4 EVAH"

CrankYank commented on We Have Been All Wrong on Commenters

"My name is Late For Dinner."

CrankYank commented on Teen Sex Gains Mainstream Approval With JC Penney Ad

"Video gone, damn."

CrankYank commented on Brian Grazer Stars As Brian Grazer in Brother's Unsettling Home-Movie Tribute

"Creepy, that was very "Talented Mr."

CrankYank commented on CNN Weather Report Hijacked By Renegade Schrute

"I'm proud of the fact that the anchor's more concerned with pushing the movie than Rainn is."

CrankYank commented on NPH Sweeps The Clouds Away As The Shoe Fairy On 'Sesame Street'

"I think I may now start following NPH as a disciple - The Order of the Unicorn Shoe."

CrankYank commented on Red Bull Commercial Cleverly Disguised as New Jim Carrey Film

"Wow, this is his version of a prestige project?"

CrankYank commented on Why Does It Say Insufficient Funds? Why?

"Piven preps for Death of a Salesman 3.0."

CrankYank commented on What's Really Going On With The 'Zack And Miri' NC-17 Rating: A Defamer IM Exchange

"Can Smith do another college tour?"

CrankYank commented on Mattress Party!

"Have a nice tonight? Did she just invent a sign-off, or have I missed a few?"

CrankYank commented on Junk Mail Industry Decides To 'Go Green' Somehow

"What a wonderful statement of self-annihilation."

CrankYank commented on Vanity Fair Does The Thinkable To The New Yorker

"@SarahMcL: Yeah, her hand should be wandering over to a computer for a fake cookie recipe."

CrankYank commented on The Smokey Bunch: Young Hollywood Just Can't Quit Cigs

"@Oxycontinmoron: Yeah, smoking isn't necessary for this."

CrankYank commented on Batman Bale's Family Assault Interview

"I'm really starting to think that Dark Knight was secretly directed by Terry Gilliam."

CrankYank commented on Deep In The Heart Of Nilla Brooklyn

"This doesn't even represent the Nilla of Brooklyn."