CapnCalamity commented on The Silverhawks Will Defend Us From Economic Limbo

"I owned just about every figure, including Bluegrass' Miraj quinjet."

CapnCalamity commented on How Older, White Critics Have Missed the Boat on 'Rachel Getting Married'

"@GuyBitchy: So this is a remake of Soul Man then?"

CapnCalamity commented on How Older, White Critics Have Missed the Boat on 'Rachel Getting Married'

"@The-Littlest-Hobo: Also: IT WAS 1978."

CapnCalamity commented on Anti-'That's So Gay' Campaign Sparks Fears P.C. Forces Will Target 'That's So Raven' Next

"They should have donated the totally gay amount of money they spent making these totally gay PSAs to the "No on 8" campaign. Because not allowing homosexualists to marry is totally gay."

CapnCalamity commented on New Images Suggest Britney's Comeback As Slutty Lobby Waitress Nearly Complete

"Dear Britney: you deserve it... ...DAAAYYYYYUUMNNNN!!!!!"

CapnCalamity commented on This Year's Reason For Less New TV: Actors

"@jackkerouac: Ummm....studio execs can."

CapnCalamity commented on How 'SNL' Plans to Cover Last Night's Debate (Without Having to Actually Hire a Black Woman)

"@gwendolyn: See...I've tried, I promise, but I just find MadTV painfully bad. SNL is only plain bad, so I watch it."

CapnCalamity commented on Why I Already Irrationally Hate Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

"I'm so confused."

CapnCalamity commented on This Year's Reason For Less New TV: Actors

"I find it so charming that the AMPTP is using the current national economic situation as a reason they should get to keep more money from the workers in their industry. As a film/tv production worker, the thought of another strike sickens me."

CapnCalamity commented on Pop Star Goes Cyberwoman

"SH'S MN, BBY!!!"