BlackladyfromNetwork commented on Breastfeeding Rosanna Arquette Elaborates on How 'Crash' Became a Non-Dairy Product

"That movie is so bad that it is not even saved by a girl-girl scene with her and Holly Hunter."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on 'Grey's' Insider: 'I Don't Want To Say Katherine Heigl's An Ungrateful Bitch, But--Oops! I Guess I Just Said It!

"Douchefest (n., french) -- a gathering of well-paid ingrates who dine on French chocolates while their writers google "heart disease, complications.""

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on 'Grey's' Insider: 'I Don't Want To Say Katherine Heigl's An Ungrateful Bitch, But--Oops! I Guess I Just Said It!

"I've been at parties with her and I think she smells weird."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on If You've Ever Wanted To See Shia LaBeouf Get Slapped, It's Your Lucky Day

"Why is he america's sweetheart?"

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on Live, From New York, It's Saturday Night: Defamer Pays A Visit To Studio 8H

"holy shit, i'd read Canadian Fleshbot if i wanted to watch Lorne get his dick sucked."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on Cameron Diaz And Lake Bell Square Off In Epic Battle Of The Hemlines

"Oh, and I was there, and the movie sucks taint like a gay porn fluffer."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on And The Award For 'Most Awkward' On-Screen Sex Partners Goes To: Helen Hunt And Matthew Broderick

""Though, stiffness may not be the worst quality when it comes to filming sex scenes, no?" Holy Fuck!"

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on Artie Lange Quits Stern Show (Again), Cementing His Top Ranking On Celebrity Deathwatch

"oof."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on As Usual, Tobey Maguire is Just Good Enough For His Next Project

"a smoldering dork who i somehow still get confused with Elijah Wood."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on John McCain Nabs Highly Coveted Montag Endorsement

"Other actors stumping for McCain: Whitey McDreadlocks from Idol, the lesbian couple from Top Chef, and the chick who's missing her clitoris on Top Model."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on 'Fanboys' Second Director Courts Viewer Support With Profanity-Laced Love Letters

"BRILL (cont.): Ummm, listen, you chunk of useless skin around an asthma inhaler, I directed Without A Paddle* ..."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on The Trailer For The Three-Year-Delayed Onion Movie

"Where."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on 21 Accents

"Holy shit, is there nothing Kenneth Branagh can't do?!?!?"

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on 'Hell To The No!' Says 'Idol' Oustee Asked To Reprise Her Failure Anthem

"I'm not watching Idol this year."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on In 'Quotey,' An Imagined Diablo Cody Writes About What She Knows

"My mother in law LOVED Juno."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on 'Friday Night Lights' Fans Take Their Fight To The Streets. And By Streets, We Mean Mailboxes

"Okay America."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on Dr. Drew Leads Emotional Intervention To Figure Out How Non-Addict Joanie Got On 'Celebrity Rehab'

"Hey, Grand Toenail -- I'll give you a 13 episode commitment for"Gettin' Hooked" (working title)."

BlackladyfromNetwork commented on Casey Affleck Clearly Not Versed In How To Behave Around 'Dancing With The Stars' Also-Ran Royalty

"Did he bring enough gum for all the celebrity siblings?"